Welcome to the first ever UTC contest. The acronym? It stands for U-se T-his C-haracter.

The rules are stupid simple. All you have to do is use whatever character a person has decided to come up with. It could be simple, like Steve Urkle, John Stamos, an orc or a cranky computer; or it could be complex and long winded--if you want to be an asshole, of course.

Everything else--the props, the other character(s), the backdrops--is up to the player.

Whomever is most TRUE to the character while creating a few lawls, wins. The winner gets to decide the next character in the next competition.

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Let's kick this competition off right by using Cylons. Yes. Cylons. 1978 or 2004 Battlestar Galatica, I don't care. Just use a Cylon. Wikipedia should have a good overview of them if you're out of the loop---I'm sure you can find the link yourself.

Go to town, kids. Competition will be over in a week, maybe two if you're really slow.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In retrospect, I should have choose something more amusing or at the very leasy, easier than Cylons.

No matter--dance for me monkies!

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

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This turned out to be a complete and utter dud. The next one SHOULD be better, though.

Biped wins. Triumph where I have failed, young man.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

It was a good idea.  It's just that you fucked it up by choosing a character only you've heard of.

I'm hoping the idea catches on, though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not everybody knows/knew what a cyclon is/was ... not as many ppl watch "Battlestar" as they would have you believe..

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Hey, that's not a Cylon, that's Butt-Butt.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker