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Wow!  Comics starring Jesus that are actually funny! Good stuff!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

i thought the minimalist approach to the panels was refreshing.

also, i like comics that do not exist.

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Kill Whitey.

Here they are again Pea-roasted.

Man Friday by TheGovernor 4-06-07

Good Friday? I don't see whats so good about it. Infact from my perspective its a relatively shitty Friday. A bit of a bummer Friday. A downright Miserable in Excruciating Pain and Agony Friday. I guess the PR department couldn't really sell that one though

Man Friday #2 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

Things to do before I die; 1. Scratch Nose. DAMN!

Man Friday #3 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

You know my Mother came to visit, she said "Dont worry about the funeral, we've made all the arrangements, we've found a nice cave to put you in" No burial, Not even a headstone, just a cave. Cheap Bastards

Man Friday #4 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

And all those bloody people visiting me these last few days, saying they'll pray for me, wishing me well, and leaving flowers Don't bring me flowers BRING A FUCKING AXE AND GET ME THE FUCK DOWN!

Man Friday #5 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

Bloody Earth, try to do a few good deeds and they crucify you I swear now if there's an afterlife Im going to come back and haunt those fuckers. I'll make my image appear on toast, and other random things just to freak the bastards out.

Man Friday #6 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

If there's anyone about I'd like to send a message. To Jacobs Carpentry, Rome Street, Bethlehem. "Dear Sirs, Having road tested your latest Crucifix can I just say it is a sturdy and reliable model... "However as a fellow Carpenter can I just point out that you would have been better to use a Mitered rabbet joint, rather than the lock miter joint, Regards Jesus."

Man Friday #7 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

And where the Hell did Christ come from anyway? My Name's Jesus, Son of Joseph. Christ is a shit Nickname. If I had my way I would be called COOL MAN J of the Nazareth Posse. AYE!

Man Friday #8 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

Hey Matthew, if you're going to write my biography I want to set down a few ground rules. Sure thing Cool Man J. Ok first off, that incident with the two girls and the game of hide the banana is strictly off limits sure And the less said about that donkey rape incident in Jericho the better

Man Friday #9 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

Hi Mr Nazareth, Im from the product R&D department, Should it turn out you were telling the truth about being the Holy Saviour we've come up with this to represent your arising What is it? Well Sir, it's a Hollow Chocolate treat shaped like an Egg. What in the hell? thats the stupidest thing Ive ever heard. What next are you going to tell me you want to sell jewellery of me on this bloody cross as a symbol of faith? Well sir we had thought of that, or maybe play up the whole fish angle, as that went down well in our consumer surveys.

Man Friday #10 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

I've just got two questions. Number One. AM I MADE OF CHOCOLATE? No. Number Two. DO I LOOK LIKE AN EGG? No. Im guessing if I told you we wanted to deliver these to children by using a man dressed up as a bunny rabbit wouldn't help my case.

Man Friday #11 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

So they want to form a relgion around me. my life, and my teachings. Im fine with that. I can give them some wisdom right now. Always, Always, Always, Always... ...Wash your hands after milking a bull you thought was a cow. Lesson two; get someone else to taste the milk first.

Man Friday #12 by TheGovernor 4-06-07

SHIT! I think I left the oven on.

#5 made me laugh heartily, bravo and stuff...

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Kill Whitey.