I don't know if anyone actually notices the Google ads at the top of the pages. I mostly tune them out. Then one came up that I thought was kinda funny, so I started going through my comics seeing if The Google would decide that any of them warranted an ad other than for comics or Dagwood Sandwich Shoppes. Here's what I found. The third one is particularly odd.

[Click to view comic: 'The Day I Surprise-Buttfucked Gramps 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Roger's Neighborhood']

[Click to view comic: 'Felchbot 2000']

[Click to view comic: 'This Comic Blows']

Anyone else see any good ones? 

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I found your last one particularly funny because I thought it said "Free Intimate Search" at first glance.

Earlier today, while browsing other people's comics, I got one that said "Writing a love letter?"

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My comics have a tendency to have ads for killing poison ivy.

[Click to view comic: 'Brad's Trying To Kill Me'] 

I keep getting "The Fart Button: Press It (You Know You Want To)." Clearly, Google Ads knows me too well and must be terminated when I rule the world.

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I has a flavor!