I don't know if anyone actually notices the Google ads at the top of the pages. I mostly tune them out. Then one came up that I thought was kinda funny, so I started going through my comics seeing if The Google would decide that any of them warranted an ad other than for comics or Dagwood Sandwich Shoppes. Here's what I found. The third one is particularly odd.

The Day I Surprise-Buttfucked Gramps 2 by gabe_billings 3-25-07

All right youngster, let's hit the road. Looks to me like your right rear tire is a little flat. I think you may be right, kiddo. I'll grab the pressure gauge. 20 psi. You were right. HERE COMES THE COCK TRAIN! WOO-WOO!

Mr. Roger's Neighborhood by gabe_billings 3-17-01

Well kids, today we're going to take a trip to the slaughterhouse so you can see where beef comes from. Yay! I wanna kill me a cow! That's the spirit, Timmy. And if we have time, we'll cruise down to the red light district and I'll show you how to find bargain blowjobs. Gee Mr. Rogers, things sure have gotten more fun around here since you started taking bigger doses of that pain medication. You can say that again, Timmy. Hey, did I ever show you the happy air the whippit gnomes hide in whipped cream? Whippit gnomes? No way!

Felchbot 2000 by gabe_billings 3-02-01

I signed up for a felching class down at the 'Randy Sailor' nightclub. Clango, do you even know what felching is? Sure. So what is it? It's putting those little feather thingies on the ends of arrows. Say, I think they've still got space. Want to come? No.

This Comic Blows by gabe_billings 6-06-01

Is that today's mail? Sure is. There's a particularly juicy letter here from a fellow named Carl. Apparently he's an inmate at the state penitentiary. Gee, I wonder where that came from? Must be some kind of prank. Haha! 'My dearest wirthling... Those nudie pictures you sent got me real hot. I was dreamin' about you when I was cornholing my roommate.' Must be some other wirthling. Odd that he sketched such a remarkable likeness of you. And winning the Miss America pageant, as well. You look good in heels.

Anyone else see any good ones? 

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I found your last one particularly funny because I thought it said "Free Intimate Search" at first glance.

Earlier today, while browsing other people's comics, I got one that said "Writing a love letter?"

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My comics have a tendency to have ads for killing poison ivy.

Brad's Trying To Kill Me by ivytheplant 1-24-04

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I keep getting "The Fart Button: Press It (You Know You Want To)." Clearly, Google Ads knows me too well and must be terminated when I rule the world.

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I has a flavor!