My new series. Please forgive the completely made-up dates - I couldn't be bothered looking them up.

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - Prologue by DexX 11-02-01

RAAARRR!!! WHAT IS PROFESSOR ELOHNROC DOING!?!? Almost done... I am wiring a new piece of hardware into your system, Tobor... One more connection... done! RAAARRR!!! WHAT WILL THIS NEW HARDWARE DO, PROFESSOR!?!? Tobor, I have just given you the ability to... TRAVEL THROUGH TIME!!! RAAARRR!!! TOBOR LIKES THIS IDEA... BUT WHY DID YOU DO IT!?!? Sheesh! I'm a mad scientist who has created a mad anal-raping robot, and he's asking me to explain my actions?

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 1939 A.D. by DexX 11-02-01

RAAARRR!!! TOBOR_WILL_CORNHOLE THEM IN THE AIR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THEM ON THE BEACHES!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THEM IN THE STREETS!!! TOBOR WILL NEVER STOP CORNHOLING!!! *rrrrip!* *squish!* No! Don't! Argh! RAAARRR!!! NEVER BEFORE, IN THE FIELD OF HUMAN CONFLICT, HAVE SO MANY BEEN CORNHOLED BY ONE ENORMOUS HYDRAULIC SCHLONG!!!

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 1968 by DexX 11-02-01

*** The Eagle has landed. I repeat, The Eagle has landed. *** This is one small step for man... one giant leap for mankind... RAAARRR!!! What the...? Buzz! What are you doing? Argh! My suit's ripped!!! *gurgle!* ONE MORE CORNHOLING FOR MANKIND, BUT ONE MAJOR REAMING FOR NEIL ARMSTRONG!!! *fsssss...*

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 1972 A.D. by DexX 11-02-01

You've bin a wunnderful audience. Thankuh. Thankuh very mush... RAAARRR!!! Hey! Y'all shouldnt be back here! Security! Sec- ARGH!!! RAAARRR!!! TOBOR HAS LEFT ELVIS!!!

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 50 A.D. by DexX 11-02-01

Hail Caesar! Beware the Cornholes of March!!! Uh... yeah. Sure, I'll do that... Ah, General Tobor. How goes the conqest of the known world? RAAARRR!!! TOBOR SAW, TOBOR CORNHOLED, TOBOR CAME!!! Later... Around March or so... RAAARRR!!! TOBOR CORNHOLE JULIUS CAESAR!!! Et tu, Tobor?

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TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 2000 B.C. by DexX 11-02-01

Atop Mount Sinai... Okay, that's ten. Are we done? I'm getting RSI from all this chiselling... YEAH, TEN WILL SUFFICE. *poof!* Ten it is, then. Now, time to get these back down the mountain... WAIT - NUMBER ELEVEN!!! THOU SHALT CORNHOLE MORNING NOON AND NIGHT!!! Cornhole? Didn't we already ban that? RAAARRR!!! BLASPHEMER!!!

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - ???? A.D. (one) by DexX 11-02-01

RAAARRR!!! TOBOR LOST IN TEMPORAL ANOMALY!!! RAAARRR!!! TOBOR IS BEING FLUNG INTO AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE!!! RAAARRR!!!! RAAARRR!!! THIS COULD BE THE START OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP!!!

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - ???? A.D. (two) by DexX 11-02-01

RAAARRR!!! ALTERNATE DIMENSION TOBOR, LET US CONQUER THE UNIVERSE TOGETHER!!! WE WILL RULE WITH AN_IRON_SCHLONG!!! RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL STYLE YOUR HAIR!!! Shit... RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL GIVE YOU A PERM!!!

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - ???? A.D. (three) by DexX 11-02-01

RAAARRR!!! DOES ALTERNATE TOBOR HAVE NO INTEREST IN CORNHOLING!?!? RAAARRR!!! CORNHOLING? IS THAT A NEW TECHNIQUE FOR CURLING HAIR!?!? RAAARRR!!! T CORNHOLE MEANS TO STICK YOUR GIGANTIC HYDRAULIC SCHLONG INTO THE RECTUM OF A PUNY FLESHLING!!! HYDRAULIC WHAT!?!? RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE ALTERNATE TOBOR!!! RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL RUN AWAY NOW...

TOBOR IN TIME - ???? A.D. (four) by DexX 11-02-01

RAAARRR!!! TOBOR DOES NOT LIKE THIS UNIVERSE!!! TOBOR WANTS TO GO HOME!!! WELL? TOBOR THINKS A CERTAIN COMIC STRIP AUTHOR WILL GET A CORNHOLING IN A MOMENT... Okay! Okay!

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TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 2001 A.D. by DexX 11-02-01

RAAARRR!!! FINALLY, TOBOR IS RETURNING TO OWN UNIVERSE!!! RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WONDERS WHERE HE WILL RETURN!!! Tobor, I have just given you the ability to... TRAVEL THROUGH TIME!!! This could be interesting...

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 2001 A.D. (two) by DexX 11-02-01

Sheesh! I'm a mad scientist who has created a mad anal-raping robot, and he's asking me to explain my actions? RAAARRR!!! HELLO!!! Tobor??? What the hell are you doing here? Your presence here could throw the entire causality of the universe into disarray! RAAARRR!!! YOU MEAN...? Yes - you may very well have just cornholed the very fabric of timespace! I am having some mixed feelings about this...

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 2001 (three) by DexX 11-02-01

Tobor, by travelling through time and meeting yourself, you may have sent shockwaves through time, with potentially disastrous consequences... RAAARRR!!! TOBOR THINKS YOU ARE OVER-REACTING!!! Rawk! *bleep!* ...you were saying? RAAARRR!!! TOBOR IS NOT THE ONE WHO MADE AN ANAL-RAPING ROBOT AND GAVE IT TIME-TRAVEL CAPABILITIES!!!

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 2001 A.D. (four) by DexX 11-02-01

RAAARRR!!! RAAARRR!!! RAAARRR!!! RAAARRR!!! It's so nice having someone to talk to. Absolutely.

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 1874 A.D. by DexX 11-02-01

General Custer! General Custer! What is it, lad? They're coming in for another attack. I think... I think we're done for sir... Dash it all! They will not get us without a fight, those red-skinned bastards... RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE GENERAL CUSTER!!! RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE GENERAL CUSTER!!!

That's all for now.

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Oh, man, that is good.

Tobor has left Elvis, indeed!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

2001 (three) and (four) would have to be my favorites... that "TOBOR IS NOT THE ONE WHO MADE AN ANAL-RAPING ROBOT AND GAVE IT TIME TRAVEL CAPABILIIES!" was a great one!

Class Dexx. Pure Class.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

The minute in Shrek when you see the "Merry Men", I thought "Gay Gay Gay". Afterwards when they sang YMCA, that only re-enforced it.
This idea wandered all over before I realized that Tobor was bombing around in the past too.





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I forgot to mention last night that DragonXero gave me a lot of inspiration for that series. In fact, it was an ICQ message from him that got me thinking about famous political speeches being Tobor-ised, which then led... etc. Oh, and "Et tu, Tobor" was his. :)

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"Et tu Tobor" is classic. Great series.

btw i am straight- just a reminder.

Suuure...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This from someone who calls himself "Folicus Maximus".

Uhh... Perhaps you're thinking of "Fellatus Maximus?"

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 3000 B.C. (with apologies to DexX) by fuzzyman 11-03-01

RRRAAAARRR!!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!! If, by "cornhole" you mean that you will ravage my anus many times... I'm all for it! YOU ARE NOT SCARED OF TOBOR? Not it you're going to "cornhole" me, I'm not! I'm looking forward to it! DID NOT THINK ANCIENT PEOPLES WOULD BE SO WILLING. WHO *ARE* YOU? Levi Rubenstien, Sodom Visitors Bureau, at your service!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Now that I think of it, I'm reminded of this old Space Moose cartoon.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

TOBOR IN TIME: 1431 by kaufman 11-04-01

RAAAAR!!! TOBOR WILL COR... NOOOOOO! TOBOR REALLY WANTED TO DO JOAN OF ARC.

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Ahhh... repression.

And Yay! Another Space Moose fan.

Kaufman, you are still a magnificent bastard. :)

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I'll take that as license to continue to contribute ...

Tobor in Time: September, 1752 by kaufman 11-05-01

12:01 AM, September 3, 1752: Tobor enters the bedchamber of George II, King of England, and begins 11 days of nonstop Royal Cornholing. Who disturbs our sleep? RAAAR!!!! But the humiliated Monarch is still all-powerful, and responds with a proclamation: Hear ye, hear ye! By order of hif Majefty, the dayf ... ... Feptember 3-13, 1752 have ceafed to exift throughout the Britifh Empire! You don't believe me? Try this on your Unix box! cal 9 1752 .... WTF?!?!

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I knew that little tidbit of knowledge would come in handy.

TOBOR IN TIME!!! - 2001 A.D. (two) is a classic. I love seeing TOBOR think in lower case using correct English.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think I broke my funny doing that series. I haven't done a decent strip since!

...oh, 2001 part 4 is my favourite of the series. I think it may be my best strip ever.

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my history is so shit, i thought it was 69 that happened

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Skagg, may I draw your attention to this, at the top of the thread...Technically speaking, I pulled all of the dates out of my arse.

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