I'm into sports, as are a lot of people in America.  So, in this contest, I'd like to see comics about any sport, any major sport figure, or any other sport-related subject.  Or, create a NEW sport (it can be any twisted idea you can think up)!

Rules:

1) new comics only

2) less wordy the better

3)  insert "nappy-headed ho" somewhere into the comic for extra points

Judging in about a week...

CC 352

Pink Donkey Wrangling RAAR!

by HCRoyall, 4-18-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC352: Don't fire me, MSNBC. by UnknownEric 4-18-07

Hi, I'm Doodoo Brown... ...and I'm Jack DaLad, and welcome to Extreme Championship Diaper Throwing! Our first contestant is Wilma Fingerdo, from Philadelphia. She's got a great arm, but her accuracy leaves a lot to be desired. Oh no, her throw went off target and landed on the head of a spectating prostitute! Oh man, now she's a nappy-headed ho.

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I has a flavor!

DUMMY'S GUIDES SAVE LIVES! by ecofreak 4-17-07

Welcome... Dummy's guide to heck...get in a monkey costume and pretend to eat a banana. This will scare the devil and allow you to escape. What the... AAAAHHHHH! A monkey! And it's eating a banana! HEEEELLLLLLLLP! This costume works well! Nice try, MONKEYMAN! Now, for the best ride of your life! Dummy's guide to a smart devil...he can't kill you...you're already in heck!

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I like CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

The narration in the second panel is supposed to read 'Round 1: Fight!'. Sorry.

Not quite Street Fighter by El_Phen 4-19-07

In the red corner Father Christmas. In the Blue corner M. Bison Round 1. FIGHT! M. Bison WINS! Freakin' spinning punch. I would have beaten the nappy-headed ho...ho-ho. MERRY Christmas. Didn't see you there. You look pissed.

CC XXX: I'm not counting... are you? by 80_Million_Fleas 4-19-07

Welcome back to the Ultimate Computer Fighting Championship on ESPN 5! Our own Chazz Nutt-Roasting is live with the reigning champion. Chazz? Thanks, Hektor. Mr. TRS-80, how do you feel about fighting that rising star, the IBookbot? Pfft? That former hooker? Yeah... I ain't worried. You heard it from us first. The TRS-80 isn't afraid of Lappy-Headed Hos.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Okayyyyyyy... I guess there aren't a lot of sports fans within stripcreator.  I'll give this a couple of more days and then pull the plug on this carcass.

A.S.T.E.R.I.S.K. by RedfeatheR 4-23-07

Hi  I'm Barry Bonds like a motherfucker* *Bonds used the aid of Viagra from Rafael Palmeiro before he fucked said mother... but never after it was deemed illegal by the "American Sodomy and Turd Eating Rectal Incest Society Klan jEh

Mating rituals of the shock-jock by El_Phen 4-23-07

Hi there, my friends and I were playing in the park and we kicked our ball over here have you seen it? Yeah I got a ball for ya. I got two right here bitch! Now swallow my meat before I cornhole you back to the stoneage! You know you want me you nappy-headed ho.

The joke would work if his glove was white

What's black, white, and red all over? OJ Simpsons gloved hand!

by El_Phen, 4-23-07

CC 352: Yankball by lima 4-23-07

Beach football? Sounds great! I'll be Zidane, you can be Marco Materazzi, prison rules apply... Nah man, I mean Beach 'FUTbawwl'. American Football. Gridiron. You know, but on a beach What? But don't we need to be dressed as brightly coloured sofas? With crash helmets? Who's gonna supply the cheerleaders? We don't need either, but if you want, you can imagine those crabs are cheerleaders. These are a cheerleader's crabs I meant the crabs on the beach

CC 352: TOBOR-BALL by lima 4-23-07

Jimmy wants to play linebacker, Tobor, so you gonna be OK as a tight end? TOBOR SEES YOU AS TIGHT END. TOBOR THINKS YOU SHOULD PLAY TIGHT END BEFORE ITS TOO LATE Too late? What? THE HUMAN BEHIND YOU AGREES YOU WILL NOT BE TIGHT END FOR LONG Until when? UNTIL TOBOR MAKES YOU WIDE RECEIVER! RARR!

CC352: Everybody wins by TheGovernor 4-24-07

Round two of International Emo Chop - Mexican champ Emilio Bunnyman versus the Mad Doctor of Belarus Guess we call that one a draw? Next up, Guatemala's Deranged Chef versus the Nappy-Headed Ho from Chad, in a double-emo special. I was this close to getting the eyeballs, nice counter manoeuvre

Okay...  Time to reveal the winner.  Thanks to everyone who participated...

First an honorable mention to HCRoyal  for the best inside joke :  

CC 352

Pink Donkey Wrangling RAAR!

by HCRoyall, 4-18-07

And, a special award to this comic which made me go, "Whaaaaaaaaat?  Did you not read the rules??":

DUMMY'S GUIDES SAVE LIVES! by ecofreak 4-17-07

Welcome... Dummy's guide to heck...get in a monkey costume and pretend to eat a banana. This will scare the devil and allow you to escape. What the... AAAAHHHHH! A monkey! And it's eating a banana! HEEEELLLLLLLLP! This costume works well! Nice try, MONKEYMAN! Now, for the best ride of your life! Dummy's guide to a smart devil...he can't kill you...you're already in heck!

After going back and for between these two comics..:

CC XXX: I'm not counting... are you? by 80_Million_Fleas 4-19-07

Welcome back to the Ultimate Computer Fighting Championship on ESPN 5! Our own Chazz Nutt-Roasting is live with the reigning champion. Chazz? Thanks, Hektor. Mr. TRS-80, how do you feel about fighting that rising star, the IBookbot? Pfft? That former hooker? Yeah... I ain't worried. You heard it from us first. The TRS-80 isn't afraid of Lappy-Headed Hos.

Mating rituals of the shock-jock by El_Phen 4-23-07

Hi there, my friends and I were playing in the park and we kicked our ball over here have you seen it? Yeah I got a ball for ya. I got two right here bitch! Now swallow my meat before I cornhole you back to the stoneage! You know you want me you nappy-headed ho.

...I decided to give El Phen the nod.  Congrats!

Who won?

Wow. Thanks. I didn't expect that. New contest coming soon.

it over o well heres mine

Nappy headed ho soccor by Manas 5-16-07

Dude i love soccor Bitch quit this isnt soccor its Football No im sure its soccor ok bitch you wanna die dont you Aaaa i hate soccor its Football you nappy headed ho