Jim's Big Bummer #1 by HotRodDeathToll 4-19-07

Uh, Boss, who is this new Ralph guy? He is sitting in my office! He is your replacement, oh and another thing just before you pack up your stuff. You're fired. Yeh, I already kinda guessed that. Well, I just felt like saying that ya know Donald Trump being hero and all. Oh so that explains the hair today Gotcha!

Jim's Big Bummer #2 by HotRodDeathToll 4-19-07

Hey--Aren't you that Jim guy who got fired just now. Why are you back here? To collect my laptop and notes and stuff. Don't worry about it, I burned it all for you. YOU WHAT!?!?!

Jim's Big Bummer #3 by HotRodDeathToll 4-19-07

Hey, Peter, you're still my friend, right? No, I never was. Oh, okay.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

A Fresh Day At Mr. Raniger Office by HotRodDeathToll 4-27-07

Hello, Mr. Raniger! Hello. What exactly is it that you needed finacial advice on? I'd like to discuss my last visit's fee. What about it, tax deduction? Did it not arrive? No, none of those. Well let me just put it this way... RARRR NIGGER

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Orange's Anatomy by HotRodDeathToll 5-01-07

Theres good news and bad news. Yes? The bad news is that you have testicular cancer! Oh, dear. And the good news? That it wasn't me who caused it this time.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I like the

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I agree

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Bubs and Tubs #1 by HotRodDeathToll 5-02-07

Did you hear Peter Brock died? I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK WHILE DRIVING!! But, Tubs, I'm a safe dri... SHUTUP! I'm not gonna cra... I SAID SHUTUP!!!

Bubs and Tubs #2 by HotRodDeathToll 5-02-07

I'm from vietnam. YOU'RE GOING THE LONG WAY TO GET TO GRANNIES Which way should I go? My way. What way is that? The right way.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Jesus' Journey To Accounting #1 by HotRodDeathToll 5-15-07

I'd like to apply for a job in accounting. What qualifications do you have Mr. uh Chris T. I can heal and persuade anybody to do anything for me, and once when I was five I walked on water. Oh, right -- We'll get back to you in 3 to 5 weeks. 4 weeks later... *SOBS* Maybe you were just better off being a carpenter.

Jesus' Journey to Accounting #2 by HotRodDeathToll 5-15-07

At TAFE... Can you help with my maths skills and assess me so I can get a job in accounting. All you have to do is go through this skills sheet and I'll help you you along the way iuntil your assesment. All you have to learn simple maths. I hate fucking maths. You're just gonna have to do it, if you want a job in accounting. Fuck it, I wanna smoke.

Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex...: Beastiality by HotRodDeathToll 5-04-07

Is my lambiwamb okay? Well, uh... it's complication had a little complication. So is she okay? She has passed on. She was just too uh... "exhausted". But is she still usable? Yes, but she may be hard to please.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Why? God? by HotRodDeathToll 5-15-07

Dad, why is it that when you talk to god it's called praying, but when god talks to you, you're crazy. To keep the rabbits out. Too many rabbits in mental hospitals. No, Dad, thats what you said about creationism and slave labour. Why, really? Oh! I believe I just dropped some water on my pants.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction