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Mr. Wonderful
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| We're gonna have to call in the leading groin expert on this one, Chief. | |
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| Hacknester, we need you. This case can only be solved by your invaluable expertise. | |
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| Oh, I don't do groins anymore, Detective. | |
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| You don't? What do you do? | |
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| I make those little puka shell necklaces and sell them on the boardwalk down at Venice Beach. | |
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| Hacknester, on behalf of the deparment, I'm begging you to come out of retirement. Think of the future victims. | |
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| Oh, I do. But I must also consider my customers who so dearly love those little puka shell necklaces. | |
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| Surely this must weigh heavily on your decision. This person's poor family is inconsolable. | |
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| I'll make them some of my nicest puka shell necklaces. And at a full twenty percent off, too. | |
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| Hacknester asked me to meet with you. He said it would help me to understand...you know, about the necklaces. | |
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| Oh, yeah. I really like 'em. | |
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| The Groin Fairy has struck again, Hacknester. And this time the victim was...your mom. | |
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| Oh, my god. How thoughtless and self-centered I've been... I must return to forensic groinology at once. | |
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| Well, that was ten years and hundreds of groins ago, Mrs. Flonase. And Hacknester is still working the groin beat. | |
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| The children and I never realized how tirelessly you and Dr. Hacknester have been keeping our groins safe, Detective. | |
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| Guess what, Mommy? A nice policeman told our class all about Dr. Hacknester and groins today. | |
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| (sigh) I know, sweetie. I'm your teacher. | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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