At 4:20 pm on April 30, 2007, 80_MillionJESUSz finally past away.

I'm sure you all are well aware of 8MJ's bout with cervical cancer, which was caught in its late stages. They tried every treatment under the sun, including bombarding him with radiation and taking a shit load of "Grungulans"--whatever that is.

In honor of his memory, I'm creating this post--and that's about it. Friends and relations should come here and pay their last respects.

Also, I call dibs on his kidney.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Let The Robotic Necrophilia Ensue.

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Kill Whitey.

the bastard owes me five bucks

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xx( o Y o. )xx

This shocking news provokes me to laugh.  I guess that's as fitting a tribute as any.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I tried bombarding him with radiation even before I knew he had cancer.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'm confused because they say radiation gives you cancer, and then they treat cancer with radiation. No wonder the guy is dead.

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What others say about boorite!

boorite

And I thought gamma radiation made you green and strong.  Worked for Bruce Banner and Leonard Samson...

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I has a flavor!

RAARRR!!!! HULK GET TUMOUR!!!!!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Actually it's more like

"HULK boink girlfriend, HULK give girlfriend CANCER!"

 That, I believe, was the plot of Peter David's last issue on his long run on the Hulk.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Haha! ArtemisStrong's tagline makes unintentional humor!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

What?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.