Take the required bit of dialogue, insert into a dialogue or thought bubble, and start hitting the random comic layout button. When inspiration hits, bring it back.

The dialogue for #2:

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'RDC 2: Many, many times before.']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

This was the first one I got and I stuck with it.

I am a lousy card player by the way...

[Click to view comic: 'Hard Jerker.']

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

[Click to view comic: 'Another Misadventure of Mr. Johnny Homeschooled']" />

boloboffin

this is the most retarded bit of dialogue evar.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

finn34

this is the most retarded bit of dialogue evar.

Why you no like RedfeatheR?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 298: Template']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Jerkin' A Bit']

It's Redfeather for the self-depreciating win!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker