Take the required bit of dialogue, insert into a dialogue or thought bubble, and start hitting the random comic layout button. When inspiration hits, bring it back.

The dialogue for #2:

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

RDC 2: Many, many times before. by 80_Million_Fleas 5-16-07

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Everytime I willy wick my weasle, bad things happen to good people. Detective, I think we found our murder. Oh snap! I've been had! Penis, hand; you know what's next.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

This was the first one I got and I stuck with it.

I am a lousy card player by the way...

Hard Jerker. by chopper 5-17-07

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Says here that the indigenous people of Tahiti have their wangs in a tube... Uh-huh.... Ive had mine in many things, but I never tried a tube.... That's IT! I'm going 40 days without smirking to this urchin. Starting NOW!!!

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy

Another Misadventure of Mr. Johnny Homeschooled by crackpanther 5-17-07

...so I was all 'That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!' Good talk. So I'll catch you in the Sexual Harassment Seminar later? What room is it in? A-210. Right.

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boloboffin

this is the most retarded bit of dialogue evar.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

finn34

this is the most retarded bit of dialogue evar.

Why you no like RedfeatheR?

CC 298: Template by RedfeatheR 9-24-05

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Jerkin' A Bit by RedfeatheR 5-18-07

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! Can I still jerk it? A little

It's Redfeather for the self-depreciating win!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker