Tonight, for those in the STL with nothin' to do is my band's second show at The Way Out Club, 2525 Jefferson.

it's $7 to get in, four bands play and drinks are cheap.

come see us. if you dare!!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Uh, which one is your band?

What time is your band going on?

Do the other bands suck?

Does your band suck?

Do said bands -- if they do not suck -- not suck enough to justify $7 and a drive to Soulard?

Are you buying STL strippers a drink for showing up?

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"Old" is the old new.

I have a job. It causes me to work. It cuts into my drinking time. This makes me sad. I spend the time I am not working crying over lost drinking time.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Is your band the St. Lunatics?

no Frank, we're not the St. Lunatics.

we only wish!

LAST MINUTE SEXY SHOW GO TIME!

This Thursday, The Orbz (my band) are playing Cicero's with The Upright Animals (perhaps you have heard of them?)

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

The Upright Animals suck for not being named the Bipeds.

5huter up

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JESUSSANDWICH

I can only hope that was a drunken reference to some band I've never heard of, like maybe The Shuters or something.

once more :

Thursday, May 24th, 10pm, (9 if you want to see the Upright Animals) $5..

if you want to see if you'd like us, always check out the myspace page :

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

i'll go if you pay for the plane ticket from dc to saint louis

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

wizardsfan

normally, i would do anything to earn another fan, but that's "not economically viable."

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I went and it was all faggot music!

Just kidding. I didn't go.

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What others say about boorite!

boorite

scyess went and he seemed to enjoy himself...

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He couldn't go because I locked him in the basement.

I was getting my drink on elsewhere. Then I had the BEST greasy diner food ever.

My night was pretty perfect without you.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka

*sniff* you're so mean!

you're totally un-invited to my birthday party.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I would love to come see your band and be the oldest person there unless you are playing at a rest home.

What time will you be in Wyoming?

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boorite

when i can find us a venue in the ol' WY i'll let you know.

right now we're keeping it local, st. louis, chicago, memphis...

but things change...

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

If you do, the Parlor Bar and the Grounds are good places to search. Coal Creek occasionally does live music. Muddy Waters used to, but I think it closed down, which is really fine by me since the aged hippy BO aroma that came out of there was pretty intense.

OMG> THread Necromancy (I knew levelling up was a good idea)/

Another Orbz show tonight @ 8:30pm - Way Out Club, $7 to get in.

Scyess, you in?

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

stop advertising yourself

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Or at least advertise yourself more than 3 hours in advance.

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[edited by Scyess on 11-27-07 at 10:11:43am]

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Oh look, all nights I work. Like tonight. Anyone got any good work excuses? I don't know that I'd use them to go to either of these shows, but here's hoping, right?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechickaCall in dead. Claim you have a gynecologist appointment. Or you could always beat your husband with a baseball bat, claim he fell down the stairs, and then call in to say you're at the hospital with him when you're really at one of the shows.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.