Brad died of lupus late last night. He has been suffering with this horrible affliction for so long, struggling not to let it interfere with his everyday life. Such a tragedy, and so close to his birthday.

We should all send gifts of sorrow, and possibly mid-sized sums of cash to help ease his passing.

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Like Chicken Soup for the Homeless Soul

Stop that.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Late last night? This would of course explain why there's ectoplasm all over the posts he made five hours ago.

which means this site will be gone as soon as the bills havn't been paid at brad's.

The reports I've been getting have been very sketchy, mostly from mourning family members. It turns out it wasn't lupus, he was suffering from an acute overdose of feminine hygeine spray, and it happened during the afternoon. Nobody thought to check his bathroom for hours, and they found him with his lips wrapped around what was described as a "comfortable applicator".

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Like Chicken Soup for the Homeless Soul

When you get dragged straight off to hell without even dying or anything, can I have your car?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Its my current understanding that it was right around supper and he died of complications from an anal gland removal surgery. This one is coming from a distant relative, or a friend of a distant relative, I'm not sure. They weren't very clear, or pleasant to talk to. They're thinking of having a carwash.

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Like Chicken Soup for the Homeless Soul

He tried to pull this on me on IRC, too. Didn't buy it.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Sob. That was how my old man died.

Sob. That was how my old man died.

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Worse Still Andy , i hear that kind of thing is hereditary.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Brad's dead? That fucker owed me $20.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hey, gabe:

If you read this, I'm going down to Pepper Joe's tonight to do the blues jam. Come on down and I'll buy you a drink.

It's on W. 117th St. north of Berea Rd. on the west side of the street. It's pink. You can't miss it.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That's what she said!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's what she said!

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You owe me a keyboard, fucker. There's diet coke spew all over mine now.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

That's what she said!

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Damn... I have lost count of all the magnificent bastards on this forum. SPankling is definitely one of them, though.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Yeah, but at least I've actually had a woman SAY that to me. Instead of stuff like "I have to wash my hair" or "My grandfather is going to be sick this year and I have to stay with him" or "I have a restraining order."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.