What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

One says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud".

The other says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe"!

H4W!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Puns in the Face by UnknownEric 4-14-07

Hey Jenny, I hear you dated Mike in high school. Mike Loud? Yeah, we were together for a while... until an unfortunate incident... What happened? Well, we were in the broom closet making out and decided to go all the way. So I climbed on top to control the pace... And then the next thing I know, I hear the principal saying, "Hey you! Get off of Mike Loud!"

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I has a flavor!

What's the difference between Zaster and a cunt?

Nothing!!!

Haha! Now you got burned!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

CC 300: Have sheep, wool travel by The_young_scot 10-09-05

FATHER! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

meanwhile, somewhere in Scotland... by mandingo 6-12-07

went kinna hard on 'er, didncha? they grow that other half back like a worm

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what if nigger meant kite

It's... no use... I still hear the taunts ringing in my ears.

Damn you, Young Scot!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.