For BTC:65 all you have to do is explain What stan really did last night.(extra points if you use the word shazam).

BTC 64 What i really did last night by wizardsfan 6-18-07

Heye stan how where those lakers tickets i got you Should i tell him what i really did last night

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okay new rule next person to enter under the rules wins!!!!

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Groovy! - Fly Like an Eagle by edoggydog 6-09-07

So, I went over there, introduced myself, and told her that I'm a CFO of a major adult diapers company... Groovy! Not "groovy"! She just looked at me and laughed! I wonder why... Your fly's open, dude... Whaaaat? Made ya look! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA Late...

Groovy! - Land Like a Rock by edoggydog 6-09-07

She's still laughing at me. I'm going to go over there and kick her fucking ASS! Groovy! [kick, punch, bite] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" You go, boy-eeee! She must work out. Yeah.

Groovy! - A Geek Tragedy by edoggydog 6-25-07

Okay... Enough of this SHIT! I'm going to go over there, yell out my secret power word, and kick that bitch's ASS! Groovy! "Sha-ZAM!" [kick, punch, bite] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Hmm... I think he needs a different power word. Hey, Stan... How where those Lakers tickets I got you? Should I tell him what I really did last night?

i announce edoggydog THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anyone wanna do this? 

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There's always FTC 121, which is really a BTC. :)

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

If nobody takes responsibility for this mess in 24 hours, I'm assuming control of this contest

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