Let me know what you think of this one:

x-ray by FinnNYC 6-21-07

Why are you so chipper today? You know what they say, "A banana a day keeps the blues away". Yea right... Don't bullshit me, we haven't had bananas in this place for years. Sucks to be you. I've got a little scientist sugar-daddy that gives me all the bananas I want. I just gotta let him x-ray my belly after I eat 'em. ... that doesn't sound good. Where does this scientist work? Over in the bio-weapons lab.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I'm surprised the scientists haven't started playing Gwen Stefani every time the monkeys ask for bananas, just as a joke.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'd like to see a picture of Gwen Stefani's butt.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

wow. that thing sure looks better in her music videos...

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Kill Whitey.