Now that you have started reading this don't stop or something bad will happen. In 1982 a fat kid named Mark died while being given a wedgie by some bullies. Unless you follow these instructions he will appear with glowing red eyes when you least expect it and give you a death wedgie.

You must repost this message to five different threads on five different internets. Do not break the chain. Don't try not wearing underwear either 'cause that's just gross and anyway something even worse will happen.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I have anti-wedgie ghost security in place. Let him come.

the last person who tried to give me a wedgie woke up on the ground several minutes later in need of minor surgery.

(i'm actually not kidding about this-i don't like being touched)

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Kill Whitey.

This is no joke. The above image of Mark was caught on ghostcam just recently. His spirit cannot rest unless you continue the chain!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

AngryAmericanyou should wash back there more

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what if nigger meant kite

See? The cheese manace is everywhere!

its the ultimate in anti-rape technology

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Kill Whitey.

i made mine bacon flavored for the opposite effect

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what if nigger meant kite

It seems the curse has claimed a victim! The other night, Keith Johnson of Wichita Falls got lost while driving with his girlfriend and ran out of gas on a deserted road. He got out of the car to look for help and he never returned! His girlfriend was too scared to look for him because she kept hearing a scraping sound on the roof of the car.

At daybreak she got brave enough to leave the car to see what was making the sound. There was Keith's wedgied corpse, hanging from a tree branch by the elastic band on his tightey whiteys. His sneakers were barely touching the roof of the car and scraping back and forth as he swayed in the wind!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

my grandad used to tell me that story around the fire. that's just urban legend

rrrright?

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what if nigger meant kite

Oh sure, next you'll be telling us that Michael Jackson is real.

Here's a video of me giving my mate a wedgie.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LdRQoiiRS8M

(we were drunk)

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Poo perhaps?

giving wedgies on video is gay.

i have no problem with your homosexuality, every person should be free to be a faggoty as they like without repercussions or judgement.

pursuit of happiness and whatnot.

oh, sorry, i forgot you're not an American. good luck.

damn i'm a belligerent drunk. sorry.

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Kill Whitey.

I notice that it isn't a death wedgie, though.

Is it too much to ask that you people stay on topic?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Haha I guess I can beat up Ireland!

I wish I had known this before I went.

Zaster

Yes

The last time I got wedgied the elastic tore and I spent several minutes on the floor crying because the person responsible had trapped one of my 'nads. I'm still breathing but I'm dead inside.

ivytheplant

Yeah... or that Sinbad is going to be getting a new TV show

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.