Why Family Circus is Only One Panel - November 2, 2011 by boloboffin 11-16-11

The drain in the bathroom sink isn't swallowing! You're kidding me, right? Swallowing? Are you trying to make it this ea King Features Headquarters *gasp* Oh, God, the pain! The pain! AAAAUUGHhhhh...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel - 7/10/07 - Unrated by boloboffin 11-17-11

Dr. Douglas Schwarz GASTROENTEROLOGIST I don't want to be one of them. It's too hard to spell. Dr. Douglas Schwarz GASTROENTEROLOGIST Heh. Well, gastroenterologist is kind of a long word... No, Dad, fucking Jew names.

I'd pulled a punch on this strip before. Seeing it in this thread made me remember. Rest in Peace, Bil!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I couldn't resist.

Why Family Circus is Only One Panel - November 2, 2011 by HCRoyall 11-17-11

The drain in the bathroom sink isn't swallowng! If your mother had done that you wouldn't be here, so shut up and let Daddy watch the game!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.