You've woken up from sleeping 40 (or 1.25 years in my case) and everything is different.  What would you say (or do) in that instance?  Judging will be on August 1st around 2pm Eastern Standard Time (in America).

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I´d Say "Nooooooo!" (OPC 41)

Welcome to the year 2047. Before I show you around you should know that a virus has killed all women. But there´s still sex. I´d be happy to oblige. NOOOOOOO!

by Boring, 7-23-07

OPC 41. Important Stuff Always Happens When I'm Asleep

Hello. You've been out of it for 40 years. Or rather, you would've been if my second coming hadn't hit in 2012. I mised Armageddon? Nuts.

by Xuanwu, 7-24-07

OPC 41. Let the Grave Dancing Begin!

Welcome. You've spent the last 40 years in cryogenic stasis. Everyone you ever knew is dead. Whoo!

by Xuanwu, 7-24-07

OPC

I've been asleep for forty years? What's happened in that time? The bad news is the world is now ruled by Wal-Mart and Microsoft, but you have Alzheimers and won't remember anything long enough to feel bad.

by HCRoyall, 7-24-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OPC 41

In the year 2047... Has Chinese Democracy been released yet? Axl says it'll be out around christmas

by bike, 7-24-07

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

OPC COP

our government is self-sufficient! yeehaw!

by xxausrottenxx, 7-24-07

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NooniePuuBunny

or would have if I hadnt been chasing my own butt around that day. (my sis is going to college so she needed me to drag her about in the car...)

42nd runner up:

OPC COP

our government is self-sufficient! yeehaw!

by xxausrottenxx, 7-24-07

 3rd place:

I´d Say "Nooooooo!" (OPC 41)

Welcome to the year 2047. Before I show you around you should know that a virus has killed all women. But there´s still sex. I´d be happy to oblige. NOOOOOOO!

by Boring, 7-23-07

2nd place"

OPC

I've been asleep for forty years? What's happened in that time? The bad news is the world is now ruled by Wal-Mart and Microsoft, but you have Alzheimers and won't remember anything long enough to feel bad.

by HCRoyall, 7-24-07

aand 1st place:

OPC 41

In the year 2047... Has Chinese Democracy been released yet? Axl says it'll be out around christmas

by bike, 7-24-07

 Congrats to you all and especially to you, Bike, for being a rather hilarious N00b. 

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

sweet

Thanks Noonie! I'll try to have the next one up soon!