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The_young_scot 
Makes out like a Lesbian
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Using my mystic abilites I wrote your horoscopes, enjoy!
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Aries: You will experience a low point in your love life this week when that farmer finally erects an electric fence around the horses
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Taurus: Today you feel strong, you feel opinionated. If they don't want to listen to you, you will MAKE them listen! Just remember to dispose of the bodies afterwards
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Gemini: They know, they know
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Cancer: This week you will discover you have a terminal illness. But it's actually AIDS! You might not think that's funny now, but in years to come you'll laugh and laugh! Oh wait....
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Leo: I hope you're not afraid of Werewolf's, cause they sure aren't afraid of you
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Virgo: Today, the world of politics will be stunned and outraged when North Korea declares war on your hair. So you might want to invest in a few hats
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Libra: The stars are aligning to try and send you a message, unfortunately that message is "FUCK YOU"
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Scorpio: Run, RUUUUUUNNNN!!!
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Sagittarius: Through a series of wacky events, you will be named King of the Gnomes. That's going to look amazing on your C.V.
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Capricorn: Today you will read your horoscope, and it will come true!
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Aquarius: Your keys are on the table on your left, your other left!
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Pisces: Today you're going to stop being indecisive, or maybe you wont.
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The following statement its true.
The previous statement is false
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