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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I was expecting a bugs bunny style reversal with the bush thing.

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Hooray for catharsis!

You mean like...

[Click to view comic: 'Better Homes and Bushes (5)']

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

You may be an ambassador to England or France,
You may like to gamble, you might like to dance,
You may be the heavyweight champion of the world,
You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls

But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

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i just wrote that. someone grab a guitar

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what if nigger meant kite