Weeeel I'm sorta back. Still no job except my bookstore job that doesn't pay the bills. The economy sucks large donkey hole. I've been outta funny and The Jobless Antisocial Fuck for the last 2 months or so.

I won't be on as often as I work 40 hours a week at a job with no computers. But I'll try and pop in now and then and say hey and maybe enter a couple contests or put up comics loosely related to stuff that happens at my "job"

Like this:

Sorta True Stories From The Bookstore by descolada99 11-05-01

One copy of "Buying A Dog For Dummies".. that'll be $19.20. All I have to pay with are these muffins.. Well.. that's 235 muffins.. You're the dummy you're buying a dog for aren't you?

So, any big news while I've been gone?

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

That's a great strip, desc. Good to have you back. I don't know about any big news. It's been a pretty uneventful year, you know.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

From Desc to Dawn by ObiJo 11-05-01

So, what's new around here? We have all accepted Jesus Christ as our lord and savior. The way. The light. That's cool. I mean, I guess. Glorious! We felt so strongly about it, we protested till Brad took the Jesus character off the site. We also added a potty-mouth program to boot the undesirables. Really? No, I'm just fucking with you man. The only real change is that bowl of Cheetoz right there next to Jackhammer Jesus.

Welcome back, desc.

I hear what you're saying about finding work right now. I'm in the aerospace industry which has arguably taken the largest hit of all. Luckily, I'm in grad school and only need to work summers, but it's been hard to secure work this year.

I have a friend who got an AE BSE, and he's been looking for a job for 10 months now with no success. He's honestly put out triple digit job applications. I was telling him to get involved in a master's program, figuring if he's waiting for a job anyways, might as well be doing something. Also, you can get considerable cash stipends for research or teaching assistantships. Easily enough to live on.

I figure you already knew that, but just in case. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Apparently, Desc gets to drink beer at the cash register. Cool.

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What others say about boorite!

DESC!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet