who can direct me to the comic to the tune of all creatures great and small where the "lord god made them all, except you" line appears

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus explains creation']

I stand by my comment from a couple of months back that this strip is one of the best to ever appear on this site.

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I would have made the last person the little girl or pete or somebody, but it is to laugh.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I would have made the last person the little girl or pete or somebody, but it is to laugh.

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The thought did cross my mind to enter the recent sequel contest with a strip in which Jesus says in the three panels to three different individuals (whose identities I never decided on), "and you."

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There are other lyrics.
[Click to view comic: 'I'm not saying she's a whore, but...']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

LOL, that's one of the funniest things I've seen from you. :)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That first comic is great! Lol. Ingenius idea. *applauds*

~alison

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Jesus loves the little children...
What a pedophile.

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Jesus loves the little children...
What a pedophile.

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Lol. That's my sister's song! Don't ask... Long story. I thought I'd tell everyone just for the hell of it. *shrugs* Plus I had nothing else to post.

~alison

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I think that's one of the most disturbing things about Christianity. That and the whole stolen pagan fish thing.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yeah. Christianity is kinda messed up.

~alison

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Jesus loves the little children...
What a pedophile.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Gotta love Chick parodies.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Jack Chick... *shudder*

What a fucking creep. I have never understood why such a deluded, moronic, ignorant hatemonger has managed to avoid disappearing up his arsehole for so long. Guys like Chick and Falwell give real Christians a really bad name. His tracts display a grotesque lack of research, tact, and basic intelligence. *growl* Of course, being a Catholic I am as hellbound as all those homosexuals, roleplayers, and unmarried mothers, so what do I know?

Here is the wanker's site.

His tracts are infuriating and hilarious all at once. If you have ever played D&D, read "Dark Dungeons" for a good laugh.

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There's one of those annoying "save the children" commericials where they sing "Jesus loves me He who died.." and for some reason my mind always finishes with "and he loves potatos fried"...

I need some crack. Or beer. Or both.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Space Moose can show you The One True Way.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

My pal Tinman bought an actual Chick Tract once. He says it's nice.

[Click to view comic: 'Ask Jesus Again']