So, the first time was such a rousing success of bile and misunderstanding, I just knew I had to try again after passing the magic number of 25.

I know it's over, still I cling.... by wenisinfurs 11-07-01

It's over! You bore me! I need adventure! I need excitement! You want excitement? try dragging a brush through your fuckin' hair!

ACADEMY AWARDS conversation by wenisinfurs 11-06-01

I can't wait for the ACADEMY AWARDS! Me neither, but i've always wondered, why does the statue holds a shovel? That's for all the CRAP Hollywood puts out every year! HAR! Except any movie with RUSSELL CROWE.... oh, natch!

What do you think, sirs?

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

looking at the world through Fly's Eyes! by wenisinfurs 11-08-01

A simple shake for breakfast.... a simple shake for lunch.... and a steaming pile of human waste for dinner!

Barnyard Buddies by wenisinfurs 11-08-01

I love fucking the farmer. Sometimes when he comes out with his overalls on I just think.... "Yeah baby, why don't you just whip that corn cob out and let me gobble gobble all on it".... Yuck! I can't believe you said that... I'm sorry. I know i'm sick. I'm twisted. That's o.k., we can stil be friends.

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

The Ole' Numbers Joke by wenisinfurs 11-09-01

I thought you invited 6 to the party? I did but 6 is too scared to come because you invited 7.. So,... why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. I'm ashamed I didn't see that coming.... hee hee hee!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Some how I didn't get the job.... by wenisinfurs 11-15-01

It says on your resume you have a MBT. What is that? Masters In Bridal Technology

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Have I mentioned to you the crappy comics thread. These all fit in there perfectly. It's also where I archive all my strips. You should check it out next time you get the urge to post several comics.

The Insult Dragon by wenisinfurs 11-26-01

Yo Momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out! ouch...

I prefer to have my own crappy thread...
though I actually like mine! Hee hee!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

I think THE INSULT DRAGON may be my newest thread...

The Insult Dragon #2 by wenisinfurs 11-26-01

Yo momma must have fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down... harsh...

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Santa meet Satan, Satan meet Santa! by wenisinfurs 11-28-01

We changed the spelling when we came over from the old country... I see...

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

My brain is now dripping from my ears.
Thanks!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT by wenisinfurs 11-30-01

hmmm.... blah blah blah.... blah blah blah.... blah blah blah... I am out of here! This party is lame. Call me a cab... Your a cab. Hee hee!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Shut Up.

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Sorry it couldn't be just another lame anal sex joke.
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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

perhaps some bathroom humour!

The SUPER Joke by wenisinfurs 12-03-01

So, you were saying, you and Superman were off to save the world when he took a leak where? THE SUPER BOWL of course!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Worst Pick-Up Line Ever! by wenisinfurs 12-04-01

got milk?

Worst Pick-Up Line Ever #2: If at first you don't succeed..! by wenisinfurs 12-04-01

got milk?

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!!! by wenisinfurs 12-19-01

That's it! Cinderella is off the team! But why? She keeps running from the ball! Hee hee hee! Let's just stare out into space til they go away.... o.k.

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Oooh, buy a new jokebook, did we, Penisinfurs?

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Megaton B-Boy 2000 will return...

Well, you've certainly NOT read anything other than this site. This one's for all the newbie brothers and sisters!

ONCE A YEAR FOR THE NEXT ONE HUNDRED YEARS! by wenisinfurs 12-19-01

ANAL ROBOT SEX! NEWBIE BASHING TEENS! VULGAR EFASDFAS ERSAEF NONSENSE! SHIT! HEE HEE! Well, there goes the STRIPCREATOR PARADE. Can't wait for next year!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

But... but... I'm twenty seven!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR COMIC 2002! by wenisinfurs 12-31-01

It's so cold out here I'm freezing my carrot! My chilly asian disposision keps me warm, silly american snowglum! SCREW YOU, THIS COUNTRY IS MARRIED TO THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY! Wait til our computer technology takes over all your business, red butted american stinkstick! Don't mess with TEXAS, misy, or you'll ge tthe horns! I OWN Texas you silly western american slimmy!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

The Britney Dilemma! by wenisinfurs 1-11-02

I'm not a girl.... Not yet a woman! Then what the fuck are you?!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Finally an excuse to make and use this!

Sorry, I couldn't resist by Bazilla 1-11-02

Goat milk?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Any comic that makes fun of DexX is o.k. by me.
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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

A day in my life...... by wenisinfurs 1-16-02

Oh yeah!? Well I 'm going to go to your house and build a snowman.... and I'm going to put him in your bed..... and he is going to wet your bed! I don't need a snowman for that!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

My KATE BUSH Strip! by wenisinfurs 1-17-02

I found a fox, chased by dogs, he let me take him to my house... his little heart, it beat so fast, and i'm ashamed of running away... I told you already, you MAD COW, I'm a donkey! the hounds of love are hunting....

My BERLIN Strip! by wenisinfurs 1-17-02

I was on a Paris train, I emerged in London rain.... and you were waiting there, swimming through apologies.... I baked your dog for you! riding on the metro!

My SHAKIRA Strip! by wenisinfurs 1-24-02

Lucky that my breast are small and humble.... So you don't confuse them with mountains! hee hee! you said breasts! whenever, wherever!

This is my latest thread which is basically
having fun with songs lyrics!

Enjoy!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

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My SHAKIRA Strip! by wenisinfurs 1-24-02

Lucky that my breast are small and humble.... So you don't confuse them with mountains! hee hee! you said breasts! whenever, wherever!

This is my latest thread which is basically
having fun with songs lyrics!

Enjoy!

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