I make strips to amuse my online friends and would like to have more character, background and prop options. Will this be avail. in the future?

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Pull my finger.

You know, back in my day we just had two asian girls, three backgrounds and Jesus, and we loved it! The girls couldn't even turn around, either. They was always jokin' around, blaspheming and actin' like little whores. You damn kids have it so easy today, with your photographic backgrounds and your props and your animals and your robots. Well fancy pictures are no substitute for humour, lemme tell you. You ain't seen nothing until you've tried to make cutting political satire using only a seven year old asian girl and the son of God. And don't even get me started on the government. Bunch of no good corrupt idiots. Back in my day, presidents was presidents. And the monkeys have stolen my pants. I bet you didn't even notice that last sentence. Kids today, with their short attention spans. In the good old days, we didn't need drugs to treat the "ADD" or whatever the hell those pansy-ass therapists are calling it. If our kids misbehaved, it was the belt. Now it's suddenly "immoral" to hit kids. It was good enough for my generation, and it's damn well good enough for this one. I swear this country is going to hell...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Red Hot Welcome']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

You mean like this?
[Click to view comic: 'Back In The Old Days...']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

In the old days, Jesus would have accepted.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Back In The Old Days Redux']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Classic.

Itsclark, that's the funniest damn thing I've seen in a while.

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What others say about boorite!

That's the funniest thing you've seen in a while? Where do you live? Afghanistan?

And Big Gay Dan or whatever your name is, I hope your strips are funnier than you are!

Ask for a little assistance and get the moron welcoming committee.

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Pull my finger.

The moron welcoming committee! That's us! We love to welcome morons!

(We're not being that hard on you. It's a ritual. Ask around.)

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What others say about boorite!

Don't take it hard (or you'll encourage them).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's hard to make fun of someone when their own postings parody themselves...

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I make strips to amuse my online friends and would like to have more character, background and prop options. Will this be avail. in the future?

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I was scared when this freak started the thread. :)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Why? I would think a crusty old war-monger would love to see a public newbie-roasting? This one will be served with stake and garlic.

As for Big Evil/Gay Dan... well, he *did* have a rather big hand in making those "Church of Arse" strips.

I thought his name was Big Gay Dave...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

He's Canadian. What did you expect?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.