Phil the Wonder Rapist by The_young_scot 10-03-07

Here we see four times world champion rapist Phil, preparing to defend his title Now that cage has a 2000 volt charge, but he must rape that bird. Lets watch... And he did it! What a move! What a rape! Something has gone horrible afoul in the land of children's T.V.

Phil the Wonder Rapist by The_young_scot 10-06-07

You join us live in the 18th hour of this unprecedented event. Phil seems tense, it could be any moment now.. *POP* He did it! He actually raped that small child into existence! I can't take my eyes off this show! Honey, are you masturbating to childrensTV?!?

Phil the Wonder Rapist by The_young_scot 10-09-07

Where is my mummy? Where is my daddy? You don't have parents, you are the result of a man raping existence into creating you. Who's going to look after me? We've got a foster dad lined up for you to go live with Are you my daddy? YOU WILL BE CALLING TOBOR THAT SOON ANYWAY

Phil the Wonder Rapist: The Movie by The_young_scot 11-07-07

Lost as a child, he was raised by a nomadic group of rapists. He learned their rape ways, he learned their rape language. After being brought back to civilised society, he used his raping ways to gain fame and fortune Look at that! He brought that child back to life, then raped it to death! Rapetastic! But when an evil corporation threatens to wipe out his adopted family, Phil must rape his way to justice. UGGH! I can't believe you're raping me! AHH! Can I get an autograph? UGGH!

He's Phil, Phil, The Wonder Rapist!

He's the best! He is the greatest!

He makes raping an art!

He'll rape right into your heart!

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Phil the Wonder Rapist by The_young_scot 11-07-07

We can only apologise for sending you to the wrong foster family. I'm sure your anus will shrink in time I poo blood now. Still, I can't believe Phil the Wonder Rapist made you. It was amazing! His hands... his thrusts.... his... HOLY FUCK I NEED TO FINGER MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!!! We can only apologise again, your old councillor has been fired. From now on, I'll be looking after you Why is your penis out?

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these are quite possibly the best comics i've read on this site.

i bow to your comic might, laird....

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Kill Whitey.

These are indeed quite great.  Especially that last one.  Just the first panel would be a great comic by itself.

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All I can hear is that theme song playing over and over again, being sung in a gentle scottish brogue.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm seriously going to write that song. I've got the music in my head.

it's going to be fucking epic

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forcibly love this series. my favorite are the first two

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what if nigger meant kite