Hello and welcome to the latest contest. You must use the following panel (ship background, dog on right thinking the dialog below) in a 2 to 3 panel strip, at the middle or end.

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New work, duh. It's okay if you put another character in the left spot, sure, so long as the dog is on the right thinking those thoughts.

Bonus points for making reference to geriatric porn.

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 121: Friggin' In The Riggin'']

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

Ah-thank you.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC- you're breaking the code!?']

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Aus (and Bolo): I don't recall seeing you enter that last contest. It had THREE entries. Anyone who didn't run for office doesn't get to bitch about who won the erection.

I Finished The Cartoon, you fine folks get to start it. Isn't that a refreshing change? It's an awesome feeling knowing what the punchline is. And it didn't involve two Asian girls, though it may still somehow come around to Tobor cornholing someone.

Now, back to our regularly-scheduled rule-bending contest, already in progress.

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...okay, never mind that there's such thing as a Begin The Comic. We're doin' something different this time. You've had enough meat and potatoes for dinner, tonight it's peanut butter & jelly, beeotches!

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Dude. Do you want to be known as the idiot who persisted in his idiocy, or the idiot who laughed it off and started the contest again correctly. Many of us have made the same mistake.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

They're both tempting options.

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[Click to view comic: 'Fornicating on the World Cruise']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Okay, okay, due to popular demand -- or rather, the inquisitive nature of the rare few who have paid any attention to the situation -- this is being converted to an actual FTC. So the revised rules:

* this is the FIRST panel, you whining shits

* you are to FINISH the comic in two or three panels

* new work, bonus points for geriatric sex

* must have ship background, dog on right thinking that dialog

* you can add a character to the left of the first panel, sure

Now are we kosher?

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 121: Friggin' In The Riggin', Take 2']

I reworked my original entry. Again, a reference to geriatric porn for bonus points, this time with bestiality to boot.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

themushroom

Sorry, themushroom. It's a league game.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

themushroom

um... be sure, when you start up a Comic Competition that you're clear on what the rules (traditionally) are!

i know it was a rookie mistake, but saying "whining shits" to regulars who knew the rules is a rude thing to do.

/highhorse

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

themushroom

Oops. I guess I missed that part. Guess I'm DQed.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

Saying "whining shits" is the politically correct and G-rated way of saying "ass-rapers"... It's the Strip Creator Way!™

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You want a deadline? I'll give you a damn deadline. Noon Pacific on December Oneth.

Get your entries in and make 'em good! Or bad! But for the love of the noodly appendages, submit something damn you!

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Fuck this.

Boloboffin wins for not only contributing but following the rules -- and what more, correcting me when I didn't follow them.

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My master plan is working. Mwa-ha-ha!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

1) I only didn't enter this because I didn't know it was here...I haven't been checking much.

2) I royally fucked up a competition one time. It's a shitty feeling but sometimes you gotta eat some humble pie and admit you did it.

3) Right after I fucked up the competition i was on the way home and I hit a panda bear with my car, and that only felt one-third as bad as fucking up the comp (and I REALLY like pandas, so, you know...).

It wasn't fucking up a competition that did me in, that I could live with. It's that no one else would fuck it up with me. Because frankly, fucking alone should involve an inflatable doll or a Jeff Stryker movie.

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