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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 1721 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-07-07

This place SUCKS!!

Whatever do you mean, Francis?

Too many butterflies, too few flowers!

Groovy! - Presents: Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
11-20-07

Hey, Francis...

ZZZZZZZZZ- *snort* What is it, Lemuel?

How can we be called butterflies, when we're actually lactose intolerant?

You woke me up for this? *YAWN*

And, come to think of it, we're not even flies!

You're a fucking genius, Lemuel!

11-20-07 3:23am (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Presents: Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
11-20-07

Hey, Francis...

Yes, Lemuel?

I saw this rad show on Fox last night called, When Backgrounds Talk.

Really?

Yeah... And, when the show was over, the kitchen table started talking, too!

Um, have you been cross-pollenating "magic" mushrooms again?

11-20-07 3:35pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Presents: Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
11-21-07

Ahhhh-CHOO!!

Gesundheit!

Comes out loose!

?

(Three days later...)

Oh, I get it! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA...

11-21-07 12:30pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Presents: Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
11-21-07

Ahhhhhhhh-CHOOOOOOO!!!

You seem to be sneezing a lot lately... Are you getting sick, Lemuel?

Nahhhh. It's just my allergies acting up...

Really? To what are you allergic?

Pollen.

???

11-21-07 12:38pm (new)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

11-21-07 9:43pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - When Backgrounds Talk by edoggydog
11-22-07

When I woke up the morning after my horrific car accident...

... I discovered I was now a grandmother clock.

That sucks, dude. I mean, MA'AM...

We will return to When Backgrounds Talk, here on Fox after these messages...

Groovy!

11-22-07 2:22pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Presents: Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
11-22-07

...and then the Chinese take the same money we send them for cheap goods and plastic trinkets, and use it to fin-ance our national debt by buying U.S. up savings bonds...

...which devalues the dollar, increas-ing the trade deficit even greater, sad-dling future unborn generations with trillions in unabated debt! Doesn't this worry you, Lemuel?

What can I say? I'm just another niggah trying to get my nut!

*sigh* Welcome to America!

11-22-07 2:38pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
12-05-07

Hey, Francis...

What is it, Lemuel?

I just heard that, despite earlier reports, Iran is not, in fact, enriching Iranians...

Um, it wasn't that were not enriching Iranians. They were not enriching urani-

...I mean, with all that oil they have, you'd they'd give a lot of the money to the people!

Did you fall down the stupid stairs and hit your head on every step?

12-05-07 6:40pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
12-05-07

...and that's when I decided to stop spreading, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butterflies" on my morning bagel.

ZZZZZZZZZZ

Um, you awake, Francis?

ZZZZZZZ-*snort*. Did you say some-thing, Lemuel? *YAWWWWWN*

Yes.... You must have been sleep-flying again. Didn't I tell you to lay off the Lunesta?

12-05-07 6:48pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
1-07-08

Hey, Francis... I just heard some bullshit on the radio talking about how sidekicks can foretell the future!

Uh...

I mean, I don't remember Robin or Kato being able to warn Batman or the Green Hornet of impending doom...

Psychics, Lemuel. Not sidekicks.

Really? Since when did the mentally insane become clairvoyant?

*SIGH*

1-07-08 5:27pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
1-08-08

So, who you voting for President, Francis?

Too soon to tell, Lemuel... How about you?

Huckabutterfly, of course!

His name is Huckabee, dumbass!

Damn, really?Then, I'm going to boycott that stupid election!

I think I speak on behalf of a grateful nation when I say, "THANK YOU!!"

1-08-08 2:34am (new)

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Cre8tive13 stripcreator donor
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Is it fair for me to say that these cartoons BUG me and I hope they have the life span of a gnat. Good. Done! I feel better

1-08-08 8:13am (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
2-09-08

Hey, Francis...

Yes, Lemuel?

The latest comic contest theme is backgrounds talking...

Really? Reminds of what O.J. Simpson said when he visited the murder scene during his trial...

What?

"Been there, done that!"

2-09-08 6:14pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
2-09-08

Seriously, Francis... What's your opinion on the new comic contest?

It's cool, Lemuel...

Do you think we can win?

Yeah. When butter....FLIES!

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA [*snort*]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA [*burp*]

2-09-08 6:23pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Presents: Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
7-28-09

Did you hear about that experimental airplane that crash-ed in Simi Valley, killing all on board?

Yes. Did you know the pilot claimed that the plane would revolu-tionize the small aircraft industry by making cheap planes accessible to the public?

Yes. And, did you know the plane crashed on Victory Boulevard?

Really?

♫ IRON...

...NEEEEE ♫

7-28-09 3:23pm (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 2176 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-09-10

Whoa, Francis... Can you believe it?

No, Lemuel...

What do you think the odds of RCLGuy randomly clicking on to us?

About 1,000,037 to one!

We better think up something funny fast or we may waste this rare chance, Francis...

I think we already have, Lemuel...

5-09-10 6:44pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
Comic Overlord

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Groovy! - The Return of Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
2-14-13

Hey, Francis... Did you hear about that double-amputee sprinter from the London Olympics?

Yeah, Lemuel... He got arrested for shooting his girlfriend...

He claims he's innocent...

Yeah, but the police say he doesn't have a leg to stand on!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

2-14-13 8:51pm (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 3877 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-03-14

Hey, Death...

Why don't you lift up your robe and show me your "killer" abs?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Who said that?

2-03-14 11:43am (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - The Re-Return of Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
6-25-14

Hey, Francis...

What, Lemuel?

Did you hear about what happened to that former "Survivor" contestant?

Yeah. He died in a freak accident!

â™« IRON...

...NEEEEE â™«

6-25-14 12:49pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Francis and Lemuel by edoggydog
10-24-14

Hey, Francis... Did you hear that Jimi Jamison recently died?

Wasn't he the lead singer for Survivor, Lemuel?

Yes.

â™« IRON...

...NEEEEE! â™«

10-24-14 11:39am (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 4778 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-29-15

Hey, Francis... Let me tell you about the woman I took back to my place last night.

What did she look like, Lemuel?

Let's just say she had a "butter" face.

You mean, everything about her was hot, but her face?

No, I spooged on her face when I was done! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

6-29-15 9:39am (new)

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RCL no. 5123 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-25-16

Ah, so nice to spend a day in the "Magic Kingdom".

Hey George... Wanna to join me and Lemuel in a four-way with Jessica Alba?

Ha, ha... The mushrooms are kicking in!

2-25-16 12:31pm (new)

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