Okay guys, this is the first contest I ever won so lets all submit a million comics and make it the busiest, sassiest BTC in the you-know-what!

BTC templecore by areallystupidguy 11-30-07

apology NOT accepted!

Judging takes place as soon as the sand in this hourglass runs out.

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It's grime time.

When will that be? Anyways:

BTC 67: Drunken Demon by Creative4me 12-03-07

Yo my main man Santa! Santa? Are you Drunk!?!? I dunno im sorry but I think i wanna be a angel! Well in that case... Apology not accepted!

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

BTC by HCRoyall 12-03-07

Apology NOT accepted!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Hookup (BTC 67) by theburninator 12-03-07

Saturday Dude, you gotta meet this chick, her name is Mary and she'll totally give it up! But my Father said that I may not know a woman. It would only cause trouble. Jesus Christ, man! You're thirty-three years old and you still listen to your dad?! Come on, what's the worst that could happen? Well... Sunday Apology NOT accepted!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

HC wins! His comic was even better than Xavier: Renegade Angel, the greatest TV show of all time. Thanks for playing, everybody!

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It's grime time.

Sweet.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.