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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Unfortunately, the gyro-stablizers are not yet sophisticated enough to allow full coital intercourse without the robot losing its balance and causing massive trauma to the human partner. It would help if its dong weren't so big too.

- Tobor spies a Volkswagen Beetle across the parking lot.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

- Tobor's rotor turbine as he prepares to do some serious graviton generation.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

"My magnetic phallus tells me THIS way is North."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

-This giant red robot wanted to cornhole me... I was scared until I realized it was powered from an extention cord.

-That's when I discovered its telescoping phallus.

"I can shoot down a bird 300 yards away with a wad of cum. Just watch!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Pull!!!

"Halt. Inspector Tobor - Cornhole Squad".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

-"Firemen don't got hoses this big."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And it makes GREAT margaritas!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Tobor stars as Johnny 5 in Short Circuit 3: After Dark.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

We have a winner!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Early Tobor prototypes were rejected, as his victims couldn't stay together during his rampages, even with hundreds of feet of duct tape.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

(Having seen this robot in action on TV...)

"RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! ...very, very slowly... Hey! Slow down, ya bastard! Get back here!"

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-"Hey Gabe, you know all those Tobor jokes we made? Yeah, come here, I have something to show you."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Tobor the Red-Poled Cornholer
Had a very ruddy pole
And if you ever saw it
You had better watch your corhole.

Then one shiny Corhole's Eve
Evil Santa came to say
Tobor with your pole so red
Won't you cornhole the elves dead

Then how Mrs. Santa loved him
Cuz she had always been anti-elf
Tobor the red-poled corholer
You've really out-cornholed yourself.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

(I spelled cornhole wrong 3 times! It would bother me if I didn't correct it.)

Tobor the Red-Poled Cornholer
Had a very ruddy pole
And if you ever saw it
You had better watch your cornhole.

Then one shiny Cornhole's Eve
Evil Santa came to say
Tobor with your pole so red
Won't you cornhole the elves dead

Then how Mrs. Santa loved him
Cuz she had always been anti-elf
Tobor the red-poled cornholer
You've really out-cornholed yourself.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Gosh, look at the size of his dick!"

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(Is running out of dick jokes)

"Whats long and red and metal all over? My BBQ combination ultimate sex toy of course! You see baby I told you I could modify my George Foreman grill."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

Have a look at this, guys - comic strip number 199...

existotron by beldair 1-07-01

i am the existotron 5000: i am the perfect embodiment of existence! i am the existotron 5000: i am the perfect embodiment of existence! i am the existotron 5000: i am the perfect embodiment of existence! i am the existotron 5000: i am the perfect embodiment of existence! the existotron 5000 demands a large, metallic penis!

Interesting, eh?

Not funny, but certainly interesting. Big metal phallus, talking about itself in third person...

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