BTC 68 template by HCRoyall 12-11-07

So... No super-sizing, then?

This is your template. Do with it what you wish, so long as the last panel remains the same.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BTC 68 by Creative4me 12-11-07

Hi i'll have a mini-burger Why mini? Super sized is way better. Well I dont want to choose super sized because it sounds like circumsized and that would be gross having a circumsized burg- I get it that will be $5.99 let's pretend this never happened So... No Super-sizing then?

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

Upselling (BTC 68) by theburninator 12-13-07

No! Just give me a goddamn refill on my coffee! I don't want any goddamn fries, and goddammit, I don't want to super-size! But sir, a small side of fries is only two dollars extra! Oh my god, I am so angry right now. I understand sir. So... No super-sizing, then?

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

BTC 68: Big 'un by deathtoradio 12-20-07

What do you mean I don't satisfy you? I thought you said it was a good size. Even the doctor who delivered me seemed impressed...you know, from what I hear. Babe do we have to do this now? Just give me your order. So... No super-sizing, then?

You know, I'm saddened by the lack of entries. Not that there's anything sad about the entries given; I just think there should have been more.

But anyway.

I give this contest over to burninator.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

w3rd

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again