Dear Marvel,

WHAT?

[edited by Scyess on 12-18-07 at 10:12:11pm]

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I've never understood Marvel's moves lately. Civil War was OK, World War Hulk was amazing, but ultimately, we're looking at another DeciMation just to clean this shit up.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I stopped reading comic books when they cloned Spiderman. Now I'm glad I didn't start again.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Comics were fun when I was a kid.  Now they're like art portfolios with depressing captions.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

bipedI miss Adam West as Batman with all of the goofy music and sound effects.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Eh, I always assumed there was some incestuous nookie going on between Wanda and Pietro anyway.  Them making the subtext text bothers me much less than what Quesada's doing to Peter and Mary Jane's marriage...

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric

I thought Mary Jane died because of a deadly dose of Peter's radioactive man-gravy... or was that another "what if...?" storyline?

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finn34

I thought Mary Jane died because of a deadly dose of Peter's radioactive man-gravy... or was that another "what if...?" storyline?

Who knows, these days?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Just make sure you're not eaten by Marvel Zombies.

Because then the Transformers and Ash from Evil Dead might have to show up and not be canon.

Shit, remember when Batman teamed up with Spawn? That was fucking awesome. Ash and the Transformers? I don't get it.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Magneto was heard to remark, "I'm my own grandpa!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

LuckyGuess

What? I've got Marvel Zombies, did they make more?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

finn34

I thought Mary Jane died because of a deadly dose of Peter's radioactive man-gravy... or was that another "what if...?" storyline?

Yerp. alternate future, blah blah blah.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

The_young_scot

What? I've got Marvel Zombies, did they make more?

Several more, one starring Bruce Campbell. I shit you not.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

LuckyGuess

But, how? They killed everyone in it!

At the end of it I think around 10 characters survived (and half of them were zombies)

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No, they just keep making different versions of it. More versions means more chance one of them will be worth reading.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I honestly think they should have stopped after Ultimate Reed got the hell out of there.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I, for one, refuse to accept this "new" TOBOR.

[Click to view comic: 'TOBOR: The Graphic Novel']

i have so many comics     

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whats up i am sebra139

pizza_pizzasebra's back!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

yay

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

yea u obetta be ofraid of my lazer guns

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

that was a joke u guys beleved me lol

 actually they are not lazer guns but b b guns

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whats up i am sebra139