I started this series a while back, when I was still pretty new to SC. I still kind of dig the older ones, and I just added a couple new ones. Let me know what you think.

Gary's Guide to Never Scoring by theburninator 10-04-05

Nice tits! What's your number, babe? Fuck.

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Gary's Guide to Never Scoring, Chapter Two by theburninator 10-04-05

You know, if I wasn't so sure that you're a lesbian, I'd totally hit on you right now. Dude, I'm a guy.

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Gary's Guide to Never Scoring, Chapter 3 by theburninator 11-22-05

Sucky, sucky, fi... Oh. Nevermind. Shit.

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Gary's Guide to Never Scoring, Chapter 4 by theburninator 1-09-08

See, this is what joo do, mang; when joo see a pretty lady, joo walk up to her and joo flick your tongue in and out of jor mouth really fast, like this! Uh huh... And then joo get all the women joo want, mang! Friggin' sweet! Man, this is gonna be so awesome. I can't wait to try it out!

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Gary's Guide to Never Scoring, Chapter 5 by theburninator 1-09-08

Man, that tongue thing Manny showed me is workin' out great! I love it when chicks slap me!

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If you don't get the reference in the last two, then you offically suck balls.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again