Just your run-of-the-mill newbie who's posted a few comics, looking for feedback...

Some of the first dozen or so were taken from comics I drew in my hanging-out-with-the-stoners high school days. But I never inhaled! Really!

-- Namgubed the Merry Elf --

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

The word is "exhaled".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Nice comeback.

~alison

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I'm back.

To give some examples of what DragonXero is talking about, here are a few strips based on this bit of dry humor:

1: Ask me if I'm an orange.
2: Are you an orange?
1: No.

Ask me if I'm an orange. by Namgubed 10-02-01

OK, one more time, and that's it. Are you an orange? Ho ho ho ho ho .... Ask me if I'm an orange. No? ... Damn!! Well, don't look at me!

Ask me if I'm a tuna. by Namgubed 10-17-01

Bert, what are you eating? A can of tuna. Bert, if you eat that tuna, it becomes part of you; thus, the phrase, "you are what you eat." Do you know what this means? Bert! You're a tuna! No.

Ask me if I'm adding apples and oranges. by Namgubed 10-18-01

Equality. Does it exist in the realm we know as the observable universe, or is it, like Xanadu, abstract and esoteric? "One and one are two," go the old sayings of yore, but the question is: one of what? Let us say, e.g., that we are adding apples. But are any two apples, not unlike snowflakes, exactly equal? How, therefore, may they be accurately added? Even those of us who are "identical" twins are not fully equal... right, Gabe? Yeah, whatever.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown