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Mr. Wonderful
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| GUESS WHAT, MOMMY!!! NOW ME AM A UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TOUR GUIDE IN ME'S SPARE TIME !!! YAAAAY!!! | |
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| Err...that's nice, dear... | |
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| THIS AM SET WHERE THEM MAKES FUNNY DAFFY DUCK MOVIES!!! AND SHOWS ABOUT SPACE MANS!!! | |
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| Actually, this was the main setting for "Teahouse of the August Moon", and you obviously don't know what the hell you're-- | |
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| ME HAD TO SLAUGHTER A HUNDRED PEOPLE LIKE HOGS TODAY, MOMMY!!! THEM CONTRADICTED ME ALL DAY, GRRRRRRRR!!! | |
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| (sigh) Oh, well... that's a bit lower than your usual death toll... | |
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| LOOK EVERYBODY THIS AM WHERE THEM MAKES THREE STOOGES MOVIES!!! THEY AM FUNNY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! | |
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| Oh my GOD, Universal didn't even MAKE the "Three Stooges" shorts! That was COLUMBIA, you IDIOT! | |
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| ME HAD TO BREAK YOUR RIBS AND SPINE AS A WARNING TO OTHERS!!! NOW EVERYBODY ELSE SHUT UP!!! OR ME KILL!!! | |
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| (groan) K-Kill me...please... | |
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| CONGRATULATIONS YOU AM FIRST SURVIVOR OF ME'S TOUR!!! BECAUSE YOU AM KEEP YOU'S STUPID MOUTH SHUT!!! | |
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| I'm sorry, Miss Bigguns...you're just not working out. I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go-- | |
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| YOU AM A BAD MAN!!! ME AFRAID ME AM GOING TO HAVE TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!!! GRRRRRRR!!! | |
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| Edward, the children are waiting in the limo. Are we going straight to Spago's from here, or-- | |
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| HA HA HA ME FOOL YOU, MRS. BAD MAN!!! ME MADE A FUNNY COSTUME OUT OF YOUR HUSBAND'S SKIN AND NOW ME AM YOUR HUSBAND!!! | |
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| GUESS WHAT MOMMY!!! ME AM PRESIDENT OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS NOW!!! AND WE AM HAVING DINNER AT SPAGO'S TONIGHT!!! | |
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| (gulp) I'll g-get my wrap... | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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