I agree with Scyess.  You've got two flavors to choose from but all the ice cream comes from the same source.  So the choice is actually a lot more like the one you'd get in a Futurama suicide booth.  Quick and painless or slow and painful.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

FinnNYC

Not a perfect comic, but it looks like Obama can't even be bothered to TRY stripping:

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/obama

I'm still going to vote for Barack, but I can't shake the feeling that this makes me an SC traitor!

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It's grime time.

Well, looks like the Libertarian party is sitting this one out after an epic fail in the primaries, and neither the dems or the republicans are offering up anything worth my damn time, so I might just have to write in John Schaffer.

Fuck.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

DragonXero

Apparently I'm the idiot.

Well, looks like I've got a choice!  HOORAY

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm just going to pour creamed corn all over my ballot before asking for another one, repeating the process with an expertly hidden second can of creamed corn. I expect to do this around four to five times before I upset the election and default Rhode Island and New Hampshire to the Whigs.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

George Wallace is turning in his grave about now.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

and not just about the creamed corn

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what if nigger meant kite