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Zaster
Wait for it...

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"My friends, I've been all across this nation of ours, and I've found there's only one issue that the American people really care about. That issue is terror. Terror and more terror. The terrorists. People who cause terror and try to terrorize us. Enemies of Democracy. People who hate freedom. Are you terrified yet? Terror is terrible. Don't let them win. The surge is working. Our mission in Iraq is an unqualified success. That's why we can't possibly bring our troops home anytime soon!


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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

2-26-08 8:40am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

2-26-08 12:41pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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Fuck him

 gObama

2-26-08 3:14pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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I like Barack Obama only because he's young. That's why the rest of you should like him. He's young, therefore he'll be a good President. Simple logic, you Republifucks.

2-26-08 5:12pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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When Barack Obama becomes president, I will be going around to all my Republican friends and emphasizing his middle name just to hack them off. Hehehe.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

2-26-08 5:41pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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boloboffin

Still not as cool as Hillary Mussolinihitlermansondisney Clinton.

2-26-08 6:09pm (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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This is totally Nader's year, I can sense it.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

2-27-08 2:44pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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I'm officially changing my middle name to Badmotherfucker, because who can mess with that?

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I has a flavor!

2-29-08 8:21am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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boloboffin

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

3-04-08 10:49pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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that makes me so horny......

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Kill Whitey.

3-05-08 3:42am (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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Gat this: not only did I get to vote for Barack Hussein Obama last night, but one of our Senate candidates is Rick Noriega. I got to fuck both Bushes in the same night!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

3-05-08 5:19am (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Voting Democrat has never been so awesomely rad.

Well, not since this election.

3-05-08 7:37am (new)
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up4abeer
Too Big To Fail

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Where do the Bush twins hang out? Maybe I could get lucky. Drunk chicks dig me. Well not all drunk chicks. Definitely more drunk than sober chicks dig me. Sober women in general do not dig me. My it's because it's 2008 and I still say "dig" and "chick". Anyway those Bush twins look like some grade A "trailer trash" "drunk off their asses" poontang.

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Shovel Ready

4-16-08 2:29pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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up4abeer

One of them is moving to Baltimore soon.  And oddly, not even a particularly nice area of Baltimore.  Closer to the seedy end of South Charles St.  It's a big bar area though, and that may be why...

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I has a flavor!

4-16-08 3:53pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Seirously.  The Democrats whip out Obama vs. Hillary and the Republicans present us with... McCain?

You've gotta be shitting me, RNC.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

6-23-08 2:30am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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BigFrank105

Never before had all major Presidential candidates been so badly constipated at the same time.

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I has a flavor!

6-23-08 8:57am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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I'm voting for McCain.  Seriously.

 

I work for a small family run company, and I'm not interested to see what things would get like with a payroll tax increase.  Or a capital gains tax increase.

Also, Obama is just a meme stealer.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

6-23-08 9:00pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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I'm voting for myself on my "fuck the rest of the world' platform.

I promise to return .69/gallon gas to America, and to require all automakers to manufacture cars that get 4 MPG or less. Preferably made from endangered species. Like pretty, smart blond girls.

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Kill Whitey.

6-24-08 1:41am (new)
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themushroom
Eat delicious cookies.

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Those who don't learn from history vote Republican.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

6-24-08 3:39am (new)
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bike
Junior Comic Technician

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I made this comic awhile ago; it seems appropriate here.

 

[Click to view comic: 'Million Dollar Ideas #3 (for John McCain)']

6-24-08 5:17am (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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themushroom

Those who don't learn from history still believe that the Democrats are really any different from the Republicans.

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"Old" is the old new.

6-24-08 9:00am (new)
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FinnNYC
germs

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ArtemisStrong

 

McCain will be getting your money one way or another. The republicans shake the shiney key ring of tax cuts and relief checks while picking your pocket in ways that truly hurt. Taxes are not a bad this as long as they're spent properly. I think Obama will get us back on track to spending that money the right way.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

6-24-08 12:53pm (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese shit porn

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I hope if he wins, Obama proves me wrong.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

6-24-08 1:22pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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McCain:  "At least I don't make comics on this trollop of a website, you cunts!"

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I has a flavor!

6-25-08 4:57pm (new)
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FinnNYC
germs

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Liar!

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

6-26-08 12:29pm (new)
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