It's March, and you know what that means - companies are already planning their 2008 Christmas product line. People need new and exciting things to spend their money on, and that's where you come in!
Design a product or service that doesn't exist yet, and then design the ad for it. The following is a modest example, I didn't create it but I have it on good authority that it was, in fact, created by somebody.
Judging will occur in a couple weeks. Have fun!
"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."