Welcome to BTC 75!

I watched the documentary of the making of Apocolypse Now! And then I watched snuff porn. So here's the template...

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 75 Temp']

Rules

You can use any background, but the characters must remain the same ones. If it makes your comic funnier, both characters can talk in the last panel. No photoshops or old comics (obviously).

Judging happens at the crack of dawn of the third moon.

Bonus if you can guess the band name of the shirt I'm wearing as I'm typing this

Are my methods unsound?

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC 75: Bad Day']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 75 - Unrelated Observation']

 ps thought bubble > talky window

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

what a terrible turnout

thats what i get for hiring Jimmy Buffet

HC, you win

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