I'm so totally uninspired to make a template right now that I'm not going to do it.
Instead, I'm just going to tell you what to do. In the last panel, one of the characters has to say, and only say: "And that's why I don't cut my crank with Comet anymore." Bonus points if you work either of the skeletons, feetforears, fishhand, or geek-cripple into the last panel.
The rest is up to you.
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.