It only took seven and a half years. This is a take on a joke I heard a while ago.

Jones by FinnNYC 6-08-08

Holy crap! I can't believe I got out of the lab. So, you guys are just wild? What do you do all day? Yea, we've been here in this forrest forever. We climb trees, have sex and eat bananas. Its pretty laid back. You'll like it. Awesome! Being in that lab double sucked. We had no good food and we were constantly in awful drug tests. Bummer. I'm glad you got out. It'll be great to have you in the pack. There's a place you can live right in that tree over there. Here, have a welcome banana. Thanks, that all sounds great but I've gotta get back to that lab... ...I can see you're really jonesing for a cigarete.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

And here's another new one:

Magic by FinnNYC 6-26-08

Hey Jim, wanna see a magic trick? Ok, does anyone in the audience have a bananna? I do, I do. Great! give me the bananna and think of a number between one and ten. Ok, here you go. ... alright, I've got a number... ... Should I concentrate on the number? ... Hello?

Tell me what you think.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I loved the second one better than the first.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Pow! The comics are coming rapid-fire now!

Dreampt by FinnNYC 12-24-08

I just had the weirdest dream... Oh! was it the one where the scientists are showing you shapes but they keep changing so you can't remember which was the round one or square one and then you're running from the lab but your feet... ..dude, no. So I was... Oh! was it the one where you're still a baby but you're not really because you're as tall as everyone else but when you talk nobody hears you even though their ears are huge which makes the hats... No! dude! Shut up for a minute... So I was... Shit... I forgot it. ...I've had that one too.

Let me know what you think. 

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-