I decided to start this thread after reading this comic from bike:

Family Man #11 by bike 4-17-08

So how was your weekend? Pretty awesome, actually. I finally convinced my wife to "try something new" if you know what I mean... no... fraking... way... yep... I finally convinced her to start using Ubuntu dude, you are totally my hero. PLEASE tell me you took pictures... she made me promise not to share them

That's really nice, in my opinion. Wha happened? Why doesn't Bike make more comics?

I don't know. So this thread is for promoting the comics of someone else that stopped making comics here for a reason other than "The comics were lame, good riddance."

Squidrabies is of course the poster child of this thread, so there's no need to post a comic of his. Besides, he comes back every once in a while, thank the FSM.

Another entry:

Smoke Break by fraod 8-27-07

Having a smoke break, Donald? Oh yeah. Nothing to do with that tour bus of japanese school girls in short skirts across the street? Nope.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

He is too busy making love to a beautiful, real-life female.  Finding just the right comic forrmula can lead to this outcome, but most of us blunder through endless trial and error before we find it.  It seems that those who do just never look back.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Thanks for the the support boloboffin.

You have simultaneously inspired me to do more comics and given me a crippling sense of performance anxiety.

Cheeseburger by BobCheeseburger 5-29-06

Tell me, if you could have one wish, what would it be? Hmm. You could take the nails out of my feet? No. I like the nails. Then I'd like a pony.

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Kill Whitey.

SUNDAY MORNING: Starring Joe Ashcroft!!! by Farts_McCoy 4-24-01

Well Joseph, these LEGAL DOCUMENTS say here...well, they say that the DEED to the CHURCH is YOURS unless you BREAK WIND in my, the LAWYER'S PRESENCE!!! Alright stupid, now just STAND HERE and DON'T MAKE A PEEP and IT'S ALL MINE!!! I'll SELL THIS DUMP and have all sorts of money to DO THE DEED with whoever I want!!! Nothing can stop me now! HAH!!! Meanwhile...in Joe's stomach... MAKEY BOOPY STINKY STINKY GASSY POO POO I LIKE MEAT!!! AHH SO...FULL THROTTO ON AH GASOMETA FOH BIG HEAPUM POO POO LONG TIME!!! HAH HAH HAH!!! *PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPFT* Oh!!! THAT'S IT THE DEED IS MINE!!! *sniff* *sniff* *COUGH* *HACK* Good God man that's thick!!!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

This guy makes me laugh 'til I come!

Story Time: The Elephant by retard 2-10-04

I was eating pudding once. Then an African elephant came up, slapped the pudding out of my hands and challenged me to a sword fight. I said no and walked away to get a grape slurpee. After I bought the grape slurpee (which was delicious) the African elephant came up to me again, slapped the slurpee out of my hands and challenged me to a sword fight once again. I said no again. Then I went home to wank off to Home Improvement. After halfway to orgasm, the African elephant kicked down my door, slapped my boner out of my hands and insisted that we sword fight. I said no again. I kindly asked the elephant to fuck off and to suck my cock. For some reason he got mad and threw peanuts at me. So I threw Rossanne Barr back at him. The elephant's skin cells mixing with Rosanne's ...caused a chemical imbalance, and they both blew up. I was okay, but I lost both my arms and three ears....After all that, I went to Utah and raped 11 penguins. hahahahaha! (Who farted?)