Yes, everyone's least favorite use of the Exploding Dog guy is finally in his own series! Though he doesn't cornhole, he chills with Jason Alexander! Jams nails in his head! Gets abducted by fascist donkeys! Gets interrupted by really crappy strips!

Just search for it, you lazy bastards.

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Once again, poor gun control saves the day!

What?

I'm not quite sure, to be honest.

[Click to view comic: 'The Life and Times of Alowishus, Part I']

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Once again, poor gun control saves the day!

Im assuming you deliberately misspelled "Aloysius" to add to the humour somehow.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

It's short for Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie. That's long for Mud.

It's a Primus reference.

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Once again, poor gun control saves the day!

...or so I've been told. Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated, blue, and cold.

i got my pride
i drink my wine
i'd drink only the finest 'cept i havent earned a dime in several months... or were it years?

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

You are men of good taste.

There's a reason I always liked Krinkle's screen name....

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Once again, poor gun control saves the day!

Won't you please tell me why?
Tell me why.

I will, when you grab me a can of Pork Soda.

Where's Jerry? I need my car.

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Once again, poor gun control saves the day!