Hanky Panky Horse by biped 10-01-08

Mommy, I am in love with a girl named Grendel Gorch. I do not approve of this love, Hanky. WAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!!! BAAWWWWLLL!!! (sniff) Okay Hanky, I will approve of it. Yippee! But if you try to do sex with her, my surveillance cameras will record it.

Hanky Panky Horse 2 by biped 10-01-08

Listen to my Barack Obama imitation, Mommy! "Hi, I am Barack Obama." Ha ha, that sounds just like him, Hanky. I can--I will do my John McCain imitation now, Mommy. "Hi, I am John McCain." That does not sound like John McCain at all.

Hanky Panky Horse 3 by biped 10-01-08

I am going to punch myself in the balls, Mommy! You shouldn't do that, Hanky. It will really hurt. No, it won't--OWWW!!! OWWWWWW!!! OWWWWWW!!! See? I told you it would hurt. But (sniff) you didn't tell me enough times! Okay, next time I will tell you at least ten times.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hanky Panky Horse 4 by biped 10-01-08

It sure is fun here at Disneyland, Mommy! Yaaay! This isn't Disneyland. It's Knott's Berry Farm. Huh? But--why, Mommy? Because Disneyland cost too much, Hanky. But--I'm not having as much fun now, Mommy. Well, we can't afford to have fun.

Hanky Panky Horse 5 by biped 10-01-08

Guess what, Mommy? Me and Grendel Gorch are getting married! Not if I don't co-sign the marriage certificate, Hanky. Oh! Well, then I'll just forge your name on it, hee hee! Then I will stop supporting you and you will have to get a job to buy a house and food. Can I buy a house and food yet, Mr. Bender? No, at this rate it will take you another forty years, Hanky.

Hanky Panky Horse 6 by biped 10-01-08

I just won the $100,000,000 lottery, Mommy! And can marry Grendel Gorch! Oh, my baby. I hope you will be happy. I do! I now pronounce you husband and wife. I changed my mind, Mommy! I don't want to be married! Well, you'd better go hide under your bed for awhile.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

As always, biped, you amaze me.  You and your walking on two legs.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I approve that message.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.