earthling!
no wait that's the other speech.
Ok... World's Worst #67: WW Greeting Cards. You're not limited to xmas cards. Let you're twisted imaginations go wild. The RUels, [because that's how I will be pronouncing it for the remainder of this contest] are as follows:
1. Only new comix.
2. The cake is a lie.
3. Don't talk with you're mouth full that's just gross.
Extra super double bonus points will be handed out to the person who can set me up in a penthouse suite in Vegas with Hugh Jackman for the weekend.
Addendum: Please disregard everything after rule number one as I am currently off my meds.
Here's one to get you started: Contest Ahoy!
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We're sorry you SUCK so much U FReekinG NOOB! My Granma could frag your ass with her eyes closed!
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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.â€--Ogdred Weary