Free banana by FinnNYC 1-07-09

There's a lady in the training room giving out bananas. Nice! what's the catch? What do you mean? When's the last time you just got a banana? You know, without having to endure some kind of procedure or perform some test. I don't remember... I just woke up a bit numb in the legs and she gave me a banana. I'll pass.

You know the drill 

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

here's another:

There goes the lab by FinnNYC 2-10-09

Oh crap, we've got Chimps moving in next door. Chimps! They let just any primates into this lab now!?! First we get Baboons in here, flinging poo like they own the place and now Chimps. If I wasn't chained to this spot I tell you, I'd leave in a heartbeat. Damn straight! Rhesus Macaques built this place! I don't need some Marmoset waltzing in here taking my job just because he'll do it for half a bananna! ... What's your job again? They tie me to a rack and hit me with a little hammer... But that's not the point! I've got seniority!

please let me know what you think 

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Monkeys are hilarious, and yours are even more so.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think I love you.

This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

More goddamned monkeys!

Zap by FinnNYC 2-25-09

So, I was strapped to the table while the technician waited for the capacitors to charge... Seriously, why can't they charge that thing before they bring us in!?! That's what I'm saying. The room is cold, I'm dying of boredom, those straps are NOT built for comfort. Totally. A little padding wouldn't kill them. Not to mention the lights. RIGHT in my eyes! A fortune spent on that equipment and they can't afford a lampshade!?! Lights!?! ... Oh my god I'm blind!

 

Feedbackenhabben! 

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I truly love this series. If I was gay I would suck a dick for some more.

Or if I was REALLY drunk and.....nah, I'd have to be gay.

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Kill Whitey.

Here's another. Kinda dark. Funny too?

Mom by FinnNYC 4-10-09

So, today is the day you leave your mother and head over to the pens in Lab C... How are you doing? I don't think it's really sunk in yet. Even though she's not my birth mother, I'm going to miss her. Sometimes I still miss the soft hum of my mother and the way she would beep twice when she was ready to feed me. Yea... Hey, do you think you could give me a little alone time with her while I say goodbye? Goodby Mom... I'll always be your baby. beep

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-