I think I know one of the rules x 44 by kaufman 6-17-01

Lickee my bush, $3.50, poke me with your johnson for twice as much, for $25 we use a Garfield doll, nix on the freebie, fill more of my pocket before we begin, or my ray gun will blow you to atoms. Can a D-student afford that? It was cheaper in Lincoln, Jefferson City, Cleveland and Washington, even doing it with Michael Jackson. Can I be subsidized by an NEA grant if I use a Hoover vacuum? Say, do any of you know the Madison? Oh bummer, is that van burning? With the sun rising, how're you going to put it out? I should have stayed in Africa, nothing but common rows of veldt there. The grout's melting in here, call a tiler, not a tailor, for harding it up! You in a haze or what? Will Sonny Bono and Arthur Harrison pierce through those flames? And is Clint in there? Be a true man and fill up you cannon of water and put it out! We'd have to melt Mt. McKinley to get a sufficiently cool edge to put it out. She must be daft. Cart her away!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Funny, that's just what I said.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I had to laugh at how much sense that comic failed to make.  Good Job, El Presidente del Gatos!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.