On the Fark.com news board recently, it was announced that Montreal would soon lose their baseball franchise, to which I (sarcastically) replied:
What do you expect? Stupid Canucks couldn't support a basketball team, either. Good. Now Elvis's home town has a franchise, and it's about damn time. Let those pesky papist froggies have that other game with the ice skates where they hit each other with sticks like a bunch of barbarians hopped up on crack.
To which someone replied:
[i]Boorite - don't open your mouth until you know what the deal is. Vancouver didn't fail in the NBA because of the fans. The fans were intelligent. They knew a sham of a team when they saw one.
Vancouver failed because the ownership farked up, and the people running the team farked up. And the xenophobic NBA players (much like you) can't appreciate a place that may be different. Too farking bad.[/i]
To which I said:
I didn't mean to imply that Vancouver failed because of the fans. I meant to imply that Vancouver failed because those Canadians are too brain-damaged from skating around and whacking each other over the head with sticks whilst taunting each other in French to appreciate a real American sport like basketball.
Uh, Boorite, basketball was invented in Canada.
That is another heinous Canadian lie, proving once again that our neighbors to the north are constitutionally incapable of telling the truth. Basketball was invented in Springfield, Massachusetts, by James Naismith, who was born in Canada but wisely fled that frozen Hell in search of asylum from the Canadian terror and oppression that ruled his boyhood. Next you'll be saying Canadians invented ice cream and beer and oral sex. Canadians will not stop until they have pasted their hateful maple leaf on every surface in America, claiming it as their own.
To which someone replied that they were "sick of anti-Canadian sentiment," prompting me to ask "So when will you stop harboring terrorists?" That actually got me a serious and carefully reasoned reply. Then I gave up.
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