I took this photo while on a trip to New Hampshire last year. The plate has been blurred to protect the guilty.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Little did you know, I've got a warez of M$ Number Plate Unblurrer 2001! Now, let's see...

L4R47? What's that supposed to mean?

Though he had picked his date up while she was drunk , Harry reckoned it was only a matter of time before she asked why he had an Art Deco taxi in the driveway.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Sure, it's a K-car... but it's bitchin'!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This is my art. It represents the plight of the unemployed.

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What others say about boorite!

Judging by the snow pattern I'm guessing that it's easier to paint a car that doesn't move.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Q: What type of cars did hippies drive in the late '80s?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Oh my God. How did you get that picture? That's my car! What was it doing in New Hampshire?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You're kidding, right?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yes, I'm kidding. The car under all that art is exactly mine. The color is even right (there are certain places you can see the car's true color). Even my hubcap is missing on the front right tire. It freaked me out for a minute, then I realized that wasn't my hood ornament.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

When we're done having sex in the back, we can play checkers on the side.

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

Excellent post from a newbie!
Though, common format is to add a - sign before the caption, and quotes if someone in the picture, or off "screen" is saying something.

Very funny caption though, and very funny, if not a bit disturbing, sig.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hmm... I'm a bit confused about the format. Can I have a few examples?

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

Don't listen to him. Just do your own thing don't worry about format or anything.

Don't hold back on the Adrian Zmed insults either.

"The cops will never suspect us of selling weed here."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

Damnit. The only thing that they stole was one of the hubcaps.

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

From what I am told of the people who own this car, that caption is truer than you think...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"I don't even think we need to egg this one."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.