After weeks of carefully researching possible themes for this contest I have decided to ignore all my previous stupid ideas and just go with a topic I thought of within the last five minutes!

The topic of WW70 will be the Worlds Worst beauty pageant host!!! dun dun dun...

This should be pretty straightforward folks, so here are some ground rules:

1. Old and new comics are allowed

2. Series are super duper

3. Anything else i forgot to mention is allowed I guess

I will be lax on the rules to encourage more folks to post and I will judge the contest in a week or until there are enough entries...probably the latter ToT

Good luck, now start stripping!!

Lovely by CanadianCheese 2-05-09

Next up, we have the lovely Miss America! What a whore!

WW70: Worst.Host.Ever. by deathtoradio 2-05-09

Welcome to the Miss America Pageant. I'll be your host: Death. Just between you and me folks, the organizers let me host, because instead of pay, I get to claim the souls of any of the anorexic bitches that die during the contest. This year, instead of a crown, the prize will be...bacon! These girls could use some. Try not to throw it up ladies. Eat me!

Evil 'n' Fred: Beauty by danyi 2-07-09

As Little Miss Canada, I promise to strive for world peace, be pretty and teach kids to read hang on How can you teach anyone to read, if you can't read yourself... bitch

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This is not war This is pest control!

OMG i hope I win!!!1

It seems this contest isn't very popular so far ToT. Well due to lack of entries I've decided to extend the contest until 2/19 (next thursday). Hopefully we'll see some more submissions by then, otherwise i'll be sadder than that blob in that zoloft commerical ...

WW70: Iron Chef Pageant by NooniePuuBunny 2-18-09

Next contestant she gonna come out is Mees California! Hee hee! I'm so happy to- Eyy whatsa matta for you, eh? You too skinny! Mangi Mangi! I DONT WANT TO BE FAT WAAAAH!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

WW70: Iron Chef Pageant (2) by NooniePuuBunny 2-18-09

Thatsa eet... Imma gonna queet! You cant quit! You're the only thing we've got! I canna work like dees! Why not?! Itsa like tryin to makea the fruit salad,and thesa girls...she have-a no melons!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Hey he!! someone posted! I just realized i'm supposed to judge this thing tomorrow so come one come all and get your last nanosecond entries in before it's too late!!! XD  don't be scared i won't bite!!!

Well everyone,it's  time to take this thing off life support and declare a winner!!!! I'm going to give this contest to NOONIEPUUBUNNY!!! Because as we all know, there is nothing worse than having to be in the same room with a dirty I-talian.

 Congrats!! Thanks for playing everyone, now go home and take a bath.

Take it away Noonie!!

RCCOLAMAN

Just for letting me win, I wont have my Uncle Bruno come out and break your legs for that comment :P (j/k, as an 1/2 italian woman, i know that italian men are jerks, pigs, or both jerks and pigs.)

 I will try to come up with something in the next hour!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.